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# All aboard.

Birthday prezzy for the Grandad.
He likes the Metro.....and bunny girls.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# he's a lucky man
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# ning smelly
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# 'ning Bum Face
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# 'ning facebum
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# 'ning front Bum
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# 'ning bum bum
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# 'ning Fun Bum
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# 'ning Self Bum
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# 'Ning Bum Shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning bum bag
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'ning ball bag
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:12, archived)
# 'ning hand bag
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:15, archived)
# 'ning Shelf-ish
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:10, archived)
#
i hope he doesn't have a dodgy heart!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# *awaits inheritance*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# i hope those windows are clean!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# they will be soon
if they weren't
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# the bunny girls tails act like chamois
streak free shine!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# and so soft to the skin as well
*Rubs face on them, realises what he's doing, carries on regardless*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# *parps*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# You always do that!
People are going to think I don't know how to wipe the shit from my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I think people
would be more likely to wonder why you have shit on your mouth in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# She's Kinky
Edit, and follows through
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Marvellous :)
Do your gran and grandad have the same birthday or something?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# may be
they are siamese twins....

*mind boggles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:57, archived)
# would explain so much
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Yeah.
They're twins.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *cough*
Explains some things.

I'm hoping that if they are twins, one's from your dad's family and one's from your mum's...

My dad and mum have the same birthday which always annoys the hell out of me. Especially since it's just after christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# ;->
I feel your pain my olds birthdays are both in the first week of jan
(I helped save b3ta! }{ amis }{, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:17, archived)
# its the reason you can draw so well
you have three arms! and huge eyes. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# "Two, Ten, Eleven"
"Eyes, fingers, toes"

- Gomez Addams
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# I wondered this
Ning fella
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Ning matey :)
How's life?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:01, archived)
# *presses face against glass*
*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Nicely drawn
now I'm off to bed. Night all.
(rocketship s can be used to leave the Earth., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:56, archived)
# turn and face the strain
cha-cha-changes!

night!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# night night, sleep tight. don't let the bed bugs bite.
hang on, its only 10 o'clock!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# I volunteer to be the man
that squishes them all in so they'll fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *volunteers to be the only man on the train - ideally in the middle of the car*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hurrah.. The only packed train to be on...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:58, archived)
# *SHOUTS*
un-accompanied luggage!! un-accompanied luggage!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# *Hides within a bunny costume*
oooh comfy...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:05, archived)
# It's just like the Central Line!
only less red
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# and less briefcases
in awkward places!
(the_moodster its hard to be clever and witty in such a small sp, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:00, archived)
# Hahaha
You been stockpiling?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 9:59, archived)
# verey lully.

di you realise the bunny on the roof has a ginger tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Whu - ?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
I was up late last night colouring this. My concentration musta slipped.....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:06, archived)
# Brian Peppers and the festering corpse of Princess Diana
are on a date at the late-night drive-in. The film isn't really holding Brian's attention, so he's imagining the sorts of torrid fun the two of them will get up to later with Paul Burrell and a strap-on.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:03, archived)
# That's ACE!
your grandparents have very close together bdays...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 10:04, archived)
# That, sir, is rather fantastic
Room for one more?
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 11:12, archived)