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[challenge entry] 'This isn't the Russian lesbian kiddie porn you're looking for.'


For some reason George Lucas decided to cut the scene on Tatuine.

From the The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Ahem
Tatooine.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
#
(it's a pun)
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# So that's what he wanted the pic for...
Suprised it's taken this long :-)
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# I had to pop out and do some things
I didn't realise there was a timer running... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I think
you may have missed the pun there
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# haha
geek......he says with Star Wars tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Is that a
Tatooine tatoo?
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# budum
tish. No, it's the emblem of the Empire. The logo that the guy who fires the Death Star has on his helmet.
haha, helmet
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)
# thats the joke...
...
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# I think it
was intentional

[edit] bet you feel silly now
(thediscokingpin, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Yep.
*points at the geek* Haha!

Only kidding. We're all geeks on here I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# No,
we're sluts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# was there a vote to be sluts
that i missed?
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Ah sorry
I must have missed the memo.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# these are not the boids you're looking for
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:24, archived)
# I sure do
cause I shure dont getit.

[edit] can some kind soul explain it too me?

[looks sheepish]
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Tatu
are two lesbian schoolgirl pop kids that are currently releasing records that are set to set the charts on fire - aprantly
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# *sigh*
wistful memories of anna friel in brookie
(I helped save b3ta! Shedside, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# The annoying thing is
that the song is actually really pretty good, but I can't like it by default for the video just being kiddie porn. Guess that's just the way I'm wired.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# That still confuses me
My sister told me they were underage - last time I checked, the age of consent here (and many places) was 16, and the youngest one's only about a month under 18.

SO how is it "kiddie porn," when a 16 year old can legally get her tits out in the Sport or even appear naked in a jazzmag?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)
# It was filmed
a couple of years ago, and right now they're 17 & 19.
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# i don't think 16 year olds can.
might be wrong though, but iirc the sun got in trouble for publishing topless pictures of a girl who was '18 today!' - hence the photos were taken prior to her 18th...

this was a while ago though.
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:21, archived)
# 16 year olds can and do
last one was about 3 months ago, in the Sport...

Still, if all else fails, you can watch this in safety, knowing there will be no kissing involved.

I forgot who made it, sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:27, archived)
# they are a band
see?
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Ah
I'm sorry, my musical tastes only extend to speedcore and the like - this new fangled kids music is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I think "band"
is probably stretching things a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# as in
"should be"
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:16, archived)
# 'Tis a play on words...
Tatu is the name of the band that currently has a hit in the charts with a video shot several years ago of the two girls snogging lots in schoolgirl outfits looking not much over 14. And they're Russian.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# all the things she said
included "you're not my sister..."
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:45, archived)
# threadjack
1. In my profile the link to my (one and only) front pager is missing (for reasons best kep to myself). If I were to fix the link, it wouldn't bump my message to the top would it?
2. A friend has just lent me Requiem for a Dream on DVD. Any good?

Thanks very much

Worn Down
Aged 28 1/2
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# no
just edit the post
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# nice one
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# i don't think he can edit
it's in the 'archived' section of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# arse!
I forgot about that shitty new 'archived' status.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# It
doesn't really matter if I can't or not. Just hate seeing that damn missing link in my profile. It wasn't the greatest of shops anyway
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# .
1. don't think so.
2. The bit with the old woman is great, the bit with the kids is a dull.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# apparently it's the most depressing film ever
with leaving las vegas a close second.
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:51, archived)
# followed closely
by muppet treasure island
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# mti
is one of the best films ever, FACT! - especially the bit with blind pugh.
(martian, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# No
Leaving Las Vegas is much much sadder (and better)
However, Requiem For A Dream is still velly good and features the scariest kitchen appliance known to man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Didn't Banana
do something very similar a few days ago?
(Mattyboy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Possibly...
I didn't see that one. Did you Banana?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Yup
hold on...
there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# *ahem*
So you did... Aren't we both great? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Yes, you're both great
great minds piss alike
(Mattyboy, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Repost from about a year ago ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Tue 21 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)