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# Woo woo!
Previously..


Taking a nap in the Marzipan mines probably wasn't the best idea, the
native people of the Glades of Madness having settled in the mines to
harvest precious almondy goodness some years ago. It seems as though
these strange creatures revere our courageous Vladimir as some kind of God..

So what should vlad do now?
a) Take advantage of their undying loyalty.
b) Explain that he's not their God.
c) Convert them all to Communism!

Anyhoot, what're you lot up to today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# A ftw!!!
be a god vlad!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:44, archived)
# This
All hail Vlad
(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# You're BACK!
I was afeared you'd been blocked for good!

I think b, otherwise, he'll get showered with gold and virgins, but then sacrificed . . . . it's always happening to me


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Still alive
Just not had time to draw many Vlads.
I'm using the Barnesy Mirror.

How're you today, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# not so shonky, ta
I shall be back to full Braw! inna weeks time I hope


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# c for deffo, Mother Russia demands it
Today I am mostly skiving and eating Mexican Chilli McCoys :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Stinky McGee
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# stop breathing at me!
'ning droog
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Hhhhhhheeeehhhllo Minkatron :)
McCoys ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# *ties bandana round face*
let me have a handful of your mccoys please?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# MINE! *slaps hand*
(heh, I read it as 'banana' at first)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *swipe McCoys whilst droog slaps aphex*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# OY!!
*crunches crisps up into ickle bits*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# yay!
*pours crisp crumbs into mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# :D HAH
I licked them all first
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *sneaks to shop, buys all the mccoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# nooooooooo!
How much for a bag?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# £40
God bless monopolies
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *shrugs*
thats never bothered me.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# bah ...
*remembers to wee on them next time*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# C
CCCCCCCCC
CC CC
CC CC
CC CC
CC CC
CC CC
CC CC
CCCCCCCCC
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# C
definitely. Raaar.

I'm off to mow a meadow in about half an hour. funsies :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# One man went to mowww
Went to mow a meadowww
One man and his dog - woof
went to mow a meaadowww
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:49, archived)
# can i come?
as long as there arent any cows, i don't like cows they run after you! *runs faster and faster*
oh or any electric fences.... *zaaaappp*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# harpy b3taday
I've already been thinking about cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Thank you!
CAAAKE!!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:01, archived)
# well...
when I say "meadow", I actually mean bloody big lawn. So, yeah, come along. No cows, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:11, archived)
# *makes happy b3taday daisy chain*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:12, archived)
# *wears with pride*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:15, archived)
# d) masturbate furiously
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# furiously's not here
you can masturbate me instead
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# i always thought you were that way, reg
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# c)
today I should be designing an email newsletter for large software company

instead I am playing Guild Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:46, archived)
# are you winning?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:47, archived)
# I haven't died yet
and I have amassed a load of useless crap
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# are playing a game or describing my life?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# hahah
do you run about your hospital wearing popsocks and a cape?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# stop watching me!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ooh what guild are you in?
guild of master craftsmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# one that appears to be run by girls
though as everyone knows, there are no girls on the internet, and if there were, they wouldn't be running guilds in geeky online games
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Have you made a book of these?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Nope..
Should I?
I didn't really think they were bookworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# He should
there is potential for 5.profit
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# communism
I just exercised my democratic right, but there weren't anything like enough communists
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:50, archived)
# d) have a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# you must mean e)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:56, archived)
# t) have a cup of e
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# i am baking cakes
and a, ftw
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:51, archived)
# CAAAAAAAAAAAKE
there's only one sort of cake I don't like
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:52, archived)
# poo cake?
spunk cake?
wee cake?

come on which one is it?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:54, archived)
# stomach ache
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:57, archived)
# *SPANGS*
WITH CAKE DISH
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Is it
Buk-cake?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Mmmm cayke
What kind of cayke are you bayking?
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:55, archived)
# banana and cinnamon and nutmeg
it has become a winning formula and liked by many of my friends
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# I YAM COMING ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE!!
*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Converting people to communism
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 3 May 2007, 11:58, archived)
# B!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 3 May 2007, 12:11, archived)