that's brilliant!huge linky thing here
mod edit - don't be a cock. Ta.
Samles edit in reply to 'don't be a cock. Ta. - I wasn't being a cock, i was being a newbie. And still, no, not a n00b. I was trying my best.
mod edit - if an image looks enormous, it is enormous. If people ask/beg you to make it smaller, its really is too big. Use the edit button, link your image. (www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize)
(mod edit - don't be a cock. Ta.
Samles edit in reply to 'don't be a cock. Ta. - I wasn't being a cock, i was being a newbie. And still, no, not a n00b. I was trying my best.
mod edit - if an image looks enormous, it is enormous. If people ask/beg you to make it smaller, its really is too big. Use the edit button, link your image. (www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize)
ClanSoul,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:00,
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ermoptimise still images below 50kb please
or link it
Thank you
(or link it
Thank you
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:01,
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Link. Now.<------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
the moon
<--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------etc.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
your post
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:01,
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Bigger.BIGGER!!!
(
Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it.,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:01,
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its just so fucking bigi think you need to read the FAQ.
welcome to lack. picture fail.
(welcome to lack. picture fail.
Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:03,
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Then join in next time someone else does it.B3ta is a school of hard knocks, don't take it too hard :D
( Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it.,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:12,
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but...but..i feel so bullied
i guess it doesn't help that the last 7 years of my life were primarily bullying, does it?
(i guess it doesn't help that the last 7 years of my life were primarily bullying, does it?
ClanSoul,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:13,
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When you leave the "bullying" will stop.immediately.
Carlossus,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:20,
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Not on b3ta.You've just invited everyone to bumrape you by saying that.
Look, you are too keen to be involved and trying too hard to fit in. It's not hard but there are guidelines and the first thing you should know about this place is when you fuck up, you get a raping. We've all had it, you get over it.
Seriously, if you are not just being a troll and want to be part of it then stop posting for half an hour, get a cup of tea and read the faq, read it all then read it again.
Once you are doing things that people don't consider wrong it will be time to bumrape somebody else but if you fuck up, assume the position and take it like a man.
edit:// here is the FAQ
and please read here for tips. www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(Look, you are too keen to be involved and trying too hard to fit in. It's not hard but there are guidelines and the first thing you should know about this place is when you fuck up, you get a raping. We've all had it, you get over it.
Seriously, if you are not just being a troll and want to be part of it then stop posting for half an hour, get a cup of tea and read the faq, read it all then read it again.
Once you are doing things that people don't consider wrong it will be time to bumrape somebody else but if you fuck up, assume the position and take it like a man.
edit:// here is the FAQ
and please read here for tips. www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:20,
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Learn about file sizesand we might be your friends, not all of us have mum and dad, or university to pay for internet bandwidth
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
give it a go
(Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
give it a go
Jahled Three shades of black,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:24,
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*offers cake* SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:31,
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Shitting crikey! That's a....
Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:03,
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*blushes**Is not quite sure how to take that*
V nice vector, Madame...
(V nice vector, Madame...
Reckless Rat Standing here in my Reckless Hat on --->,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:13,
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It's like a hi cockalorumexcept they're for woos. And this is sort of an anti woo...
*confuses self*
(*confuses self*
in vino veritas,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:15,
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Its a shameThat by its very nature it has to be tagged into another thread. It deserves one of its own :)
(
Skirite Gerrorf my larnd,
Sun 13 May 2007, 23:26,
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I truly believe thatyou are doing this on purpose. You have been asked time and again to read the faq and then you continue to do things you must know will upset us? It's baffling, or it's your intent.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:08,
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welli looked for the thing you told me not to do
and i didn't notice anything about big pictures
DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!
(and i didn't notice anything about big pictures
DON'T BE MEAN TO ME!
ClanSoul,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:11,
archived)
You didn't read it very well then, did you?www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#imagesize
no one minds a new person, but please, read the faq, hang out here a bit and take time to see what other people are doing.
If you post an image that's about 20 thousand times bigger than everyone elses, and people say you've made mistake, apologise, change it, and carry on. Problem solved.
(no one minds a new person, but please, read the faq, hang out here a bit and take time to see what other people are doing.
If you post an image that's about 20 thousand times bigger than everyone elses, and people say you've made mistake, apologise, change it, and carry on. Problem solved.
God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:17,
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Dear god,
Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat
From god,
I cant believe in you.
Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!
Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,
I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...
Its you,
Dear god.
(Hope you got the letter,
And I pray you can make it better down here.
I dont mean a big reduction in the price of beer,
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet,
cause they dont get enough to eat
From god,
I cant believe in you.
Dear god,
Sorry to disturb you,
But I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears,
And all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street,
cause they cant make opinions meet,
About god,
I cant believe in you.
Did you make disease, and the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind after we made you?
And the devil too!
Dear god,
Dont know if you noticed,
But your name is on a lot of quotes in this book.
Us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look,
And all the people that you made in your image,
Still believing that junk is true.
Well I know it aint and so do you,
Dear god,
I cant believe in,
I dont believe in,
I wont believe in heaven and hell.
No saints, no sinners,
No devil as well.
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
Youre always letting us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown.
Those lost at sea and never found,
And its the same the whole world round.
The hurt I see helps to compound,
That the father, son and holy ghost,
Is just somebodys unholy hoax,
And if youre up there youll perceive,
That my hearts here upon my sleeve.
If theres one thing I dont believe in...
Its you,
Dear god.
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:26,
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sorry, butTo the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Just fucking kill him! Fucking kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.
Ah Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Kill him already, kill him already
Kill him, fucking kill him.
Just fucking kill him, fuckin kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fuckin kill him, kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.
Kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him, just fucking kill him.
Kill them already, kill them already,
Kill him.
Amen.
(,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:28,
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here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Just fucking kill him! Fucking kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.
Ah Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Kill him already, kill him already
Kill him, fucking kill him.
Just fucking kill him, fuckin kill him,
Kill him already, kill him.
Fuckin kill him, kill him,
Fucking kill him already, kill him.
Kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him, just fucking kill him.
Kill them already, kill them already,
Kill him.
Amen.
O K . . . .*looks furtively sideways and fucking bolts!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:32,
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what if i don't believe in god? hmm? WHAT THEN?
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 13 May 2007, 22:28,
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