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# ahem.....



*deep breaths*

This is a Stoat, watching some toast while avoiding the discarded Totes toasties.

phew....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I do like stoats
They are lovely.

TJ- for those who give a shit, our offer's been accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:41, archived)
# Good luck with the rest of it then!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# :D Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# well done!
now grow some fingernails and chew them!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, I have no fingernails
I'm a bassist, it'd be asking for trouble and snapping (ow)

*chews what's left of them anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# congrats with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# *dances* cheers.
I'm officially a grown up now, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# I think so
more grown up than me, for starters
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I may have to go and run around outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# ah woo, well done
soon you will become houseproud and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# NEVAR
I'm only buying it so I can make a mess of it without losing a deposit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# nonono
you will get very protective of it

I haven't had a single party in my flat since I bought it (4 years ago)

mind you there's only enough room for me and the missus, the cat is on rotation
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# :O We're going to get a house bunny.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# hurray
now the fun really begins :¬)

goodluck
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 15 May 2007, 12:55, archived)
# Thank you!
I'm well excited.

And terrified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:56, archived)
# \O/
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# is it a stoat or a weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Long lolloping hanimal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# ask google
i asked them for stoats and he came up
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# Look at the 2nd pic on a google image search for
"stoat" but for 'Large images' only....
:D

(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# I jus googled stoats and lots of smaller animals with different shaped ears came up
never mind.

/cant be bothered being too much pedant today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Good question, where is Keyboard Weasel?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# What's the difference between a stoat and weasel?
A Weasel is weasily wecognised and a stoat is stoataly different.


That's neither by the way. It's a ferret.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# You silly sausage
wish i knew how to make this box look empty and just have the title bit show up but I don't and now I can't seem to stop typing this embarrassing long sentence with abysmal grammar and no punctuation
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# space bar is your friend
(I typed space bat first - do you know him too?)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# The Quick Reply thingy
lets you get away without using the space.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ooh bleedin hell I'd never even tried that!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Yay, you live and learn
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure that's a ferret
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:43, archived)
# If someone gave me Totes toasties
I'd discard them too pretty sharpish
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:44, archived)
# Why.....
... is it not in a boat on a moat?
(I helped save b3ta! Jonoton, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:45, archived)
# stoat inna coat
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:46, archived)
#
needs more floating in a moat
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# :D
no shark and bridge....*FAKE*

edit* no shark.....*FAKE*
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:04, archived)
# Bodium?
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:17, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! xian, Tue 15 May 2007, 14:53, archived)
# FUCK YOU LOOKIN AT, MUSH?
I'm got to stop doing this. I'm like a tourettes Johnny Ball.

Do I mean Johnny Ball?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# think of a fucking number
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Alright then.
Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:50, archived)
# then read this:
www.screenonline.org.uk/tv/id/572509/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:52, archived)
# See I didn't mean him.
Who did animal voiceovers?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Johnny Morris
Not Jonothan Morris of "Bread" fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Do you mean...
Johnny Morris, from animal magic?
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:59, archived)
# johnny morris
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:02, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:47, archived)
# ah these are stoats
they have shorter snouts than ferrets.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:48, archived)
# stoat boast of oast toast
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:53, archived)
# sort of like stoat type thing...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:51, archived)
# i hear that
what are we supposed to use, harsh language?
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:03, archived)
# needs more remote stoat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 15 May 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahaha
But isn't that a polecat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 15 May 2007, 13:06, archived)