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# Its a bit ginger beer
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Looks cool
Is it for a game?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# it's a bit low poly
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# agreed
he should be in a teacup
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# With go-faster saucer
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# *risses like fuck*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# I am captain RIS
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I think
It's something to do with Jeremy Clarkson
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# here:
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# the last sentence makes it
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Absolutely
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# FFS.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *laughs at the germans*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Too easy...
/works for 'em so knows
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Ah, so I can continue thinking he is a ugly, unfunny twat then
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# yep
that's what i love about him
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# and his terrible prejudiced mind makes it funny
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# He's just saying what a lot of people aren't brave enough to
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# he's like everyone's favourite father in law
:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# "bloody nig-nogs!"
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# spear chuckah!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# But only if its done in a humerous way.
(humerous? (sp?))
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# humourous
the humerus is a bone
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# that's what he is for
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Jesus fuck.
State of the world today, etc.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Fentemans=luscious
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# BLANDFORD FLY!


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Not a real ale girl
Although Mr Trellis is. Fentemans don't do booze, just things like victorian lemonade :-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Proper beer ftw!
*thirsts*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I'm aware that Fentiman's isn't booze
I just got excited . . .


(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# That's alright then



How excited?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# yay
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I'd like to check out the hamster's banana for myself
*sighs*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I really am very puzzled
why so many women fancy him...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Mrs GS likes him
and Derren Brown

I reckon he hypnotoaded her
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Never heard it called that before
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Yep
LOADS of women do ...despite him being 3 foot tall
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Let's see now
Small & cute
Good looking
Gorgeous eyes
Cheeky
Nice bum in a wet suit
Has children (so we know everything works)
REALLY nice hands

*daydreams*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# it's the jeans and casual jacket combo FTW everytime
:D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# And lazer eyes
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Nice hands!!!!
Not really a phrase I hear at the disco much...
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Probably not
But nice hands is a must. It's why I also like David Tennant.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# i'm not gay, but david tennant has a nice smile (so many girls pointed it out to me)
i'm not a bit ginger beer
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# FUCKING POOF
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:00, archived)
# piff paff
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:12, archived)
# hello?
/dodgy hearing
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 17:20, archived)
# why.
what is it with today's society? people get called gay for acknowledging the fact that a good looking guy is good looking. girls say 'oh your'e so beautiful' all the time! they don't get called lesbians!

stupid rassah fassah sexist rassah mumble fassah gay
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:20, archived)
# FUCKING LEZZAH!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:37, archived)
# oh yes...
agreed!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:02, archived)
# I also don't really get the nice hands thing either
Women are strange and unusual creatures... had an ex who was first attracted to me because i'm left-handed..odd!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# you not seen
his wang?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Is he hung like a donkeys older brother?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# if said older brother
is castrated
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:58, archived)
# 'boyish'
I think.
Not my bag, man.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# They all have Doctor Who fantasies
Doesn't do anything for me
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# don't you want your titties suckled by a Darlek suction cup
whilst the good Doctor tickles your anus with his sonic screw driver?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# If you put it like that....
And the Face of Boe is giving me a blowie
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# Jesus
I never did previously, but you just sold it to me!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hold on, i'm just filling out this order form
for 20 tons of snow for mister innuit
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 16:15, archived)
# Actually i'm not gay
But i'd give the doctor length if he asked nicely
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I'd prefer 'the hairy one'
of 'the hairy one'
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# He's alright
In a 'love men who can play the piano' way. But Hamster is lovely :-)
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# er... erm...
/suicides
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Beautiful
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# This is what I like to see!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# How could that have not been frontpaged?!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I wondered that
Its because his usernumber is more than 3 digits
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# because there is no justice in this world
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Thats brill^
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:56, archived)
# hahahaha this is a thing of beauty
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Proper Lol
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# i love you, count vanderhoff.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# yay
*bums*
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# haha
fantastic nice one!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 18:47, archived)
# just seen that meself
fucking ridiculous, the world's gone PC crazy

next i won't be able to keep my coloured houseboy in chains and a thong

*adjusts monocle*

in other news: "'Violent poof' in Purdue lab inspires scientist" from the reg, think that scientist could end up in court too
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# I wouldn't mind
But he didn't even make the original comment, it was a member of the audience. He just carried it on.
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# what now?
what happened?

/nosyparker
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# wtfaybbq?
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# TERROR!
(, Mon 21 May 2007, 15:51, archived)