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# I didn't believe this...
My sister asked me to print a document this morning. Fair enough I thought, being that it's coursework season for all schools.

About halfway through the print cycle, when the first page started to appear, I then spotted something that has kept me chuckling for the best part of the morning.



Her teachers name is twinned with goatse.
All you people at South Wirral High School on the wirral this morning, hang your heads in shame (or horror).
(ChrisDW Headshot? Pfft, Hax, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:16, archived)
# text in a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# nasty looking font, too
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# his back side isn't too bad
/bareable
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# he bared his backside to you?
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# in exchange for a bear hug
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# rare bug
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# or a picture of text.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# we could be heroes
just for one day
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# Fuck that
I don't want to be a hero
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# we don't need another hero
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# No more heroes anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# i need a hero!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# search for the hero inside yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmONE NIGHT!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# why do I always read that lyric in the voice of Harry Hill these days?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# that's exactly how i was typing it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# There's a hero If you look inside your heart

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Hero, hero, who's your lady friend?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# hero!
is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Hero Dolly!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:24, archived)
# hey, who's your japanese friend?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# hero nly comes when he's on top*
*yes, i know it's "she"
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# you like to swap your genders
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# hey, free penis!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Shame
I was holding out for one too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# can you wait until the morning light?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# No I'm sorry
I've gone off already.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# pfffffftttttttttttt!
you got a hair trigger.

now clean that mess up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# He's gotta be strong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# and he's gotta be fresh from the fight
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:27, archived)
# ew
please don't hold it out like that
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# sorry
*rolls it back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# i aint going out like that
i aint going out like that
i aint going out
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# billy, don't be a hero!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Exept you.
Unless your power is to magically create hat missiles. in which case you can join
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# super
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:17, archived)
# thanks for aaaaaskeeng!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# im bringing 'super' back
y'all motherfuckers dont know how to act
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# When is the next heroes out?
And lost for that matter.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# 'Ning
And very soon 'Noon
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:23, archived)
# 'lo buddy
have you got a template for the shirt? I quickly scrawled one and it looked a bit wonkey
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# I've been using the one from 'Wave One'
Stick it in fireworks and trace over the outline.

Choose any name for the club that fits your design. Tom want to go with a piratey theme...
(I helped save b3ta! Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Pirates?
Gay. Everybody wants to be pirates these days.
How about ninjas?
dragons ftw
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:35, archived)
# dragon ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:40, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Just watched the last episode of the season two nights ago
Not sure when the next series starts, but i can't wait

*disapears back into the lurk like a ninja assasin*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Series 3
ends on Sky on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:30, archived)
# sorry ment Heroes
Don't follow lost, started to bore me after the 7th episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:32, archived)
# Heroes S1 has just finished in the States
doesn't look like any kind of coursework to me.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# yea, but when does S2 start?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:37, archived)
# lol, you're patient
september/october, at a guess
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:59, archived)
# my french teacher was mr. Tubgirl
and my PE teacher was Mr Hai2u.com

so nerr
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# My headmaster was called
Dr Lemon Party. He lived up to it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Mrs. Meatspin was mine
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# I bet she teaches physics
"as we can see, the frequency of rotation increases as we provide more thrust. Now everybody pair up..."
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# I had a...
Mrs Noehighzanderdin beat that!

and I knew a guy called 'Arif Wazere'
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Makoleeg jasfahted and lefse roum-debastehd
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Ahhh
Thats the amusing airport tanoy thingymajig
(I helped save b3ta! The Jamman I'm treading the boards and delivering the shite, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:28, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:33, archived)
# I had a Mrs. Lemonpartee for arts class
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:20, archived)
# mop it up boyo

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:21, archived)
# me being away from the board for two days made my reply reflexes go to poo


meh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:22, archived)
# I had a physics teacher called
Mr. IhaveabigsmellywillythatsmellsofcheeseandI'manidiotthathassexwithdogs.

As you can imagine the children couldn't think of anythign rude that rythmed with his name.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 25 May 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I had him too
did you go to Max High?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:43, archived)
# why?
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 25 May 2007, 11:18, archived)
# damnit
i thought you were talking about south wirral hs on the isle of skye.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 25 May 2007, 12:52, archived)