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[challenge entry] Genesis, by The Neville...

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(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:43, archived)
# I want that God on a t-shirt
Do it! Do it now!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# You could have this
www.b3tards.com/u/2cd92e3216937a7c9d92/godpump.jpg

I suppose..
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# well that's my new wallpaper sorted
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# it's for a
t-shirt, damnit! You will anger God by placing it on your desktop. Although he won't do anything about it, he can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# i'll lean against my screen
really hard. it'll squeeze out of internets onto my t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# it's ok
he'll tell someone whose duty it is to make sure we all suffer and know about it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:05, archived)
# Dear Teh Neville,
You are absolutely chuffing super.

Many kind regards,

W A S
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# not WAS?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# *shakes head*
*walks dinosaur*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# ?
saywhat?
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:58, archived)
# the post above yours
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:59, archived)
# Heh!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:09, archived)
# pro
lific!
(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:45, archived)
# Super
I hope he got up to some chillaxing after all that
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:46, archived)
# It's a fallacy that
he rested on the sixth day

He actually rested halfway into the first day, and didn't get round to doing anything else for about 2 billion years.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Dude...
I've got this *sweet* idea...

alright, we're going to get some lizards, right? But make them like, super badass lizards...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# who's he talking to?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:55, archived)
# His mate
Wholly Ghost
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# the vast infinity of space...
It listens to all ideas and does not judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Mother Nature*.


*God has drawn a face on his hand and is talking to it
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:57, archived)
# Mondo and Chillax.
These words need to be used more.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# Rad!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:54, archived)
# Ya, like totally!
Mondo post dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Woo, liking this :) In the next frame he needs to be having a smoke/spliff and relaxing :)
Mindpiss.... like Fremsley has said already.
(I helped save b3ta! nadey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# He's one funky dude!
*is a bit miserable, got wet on the way to work*

My street is flooded.
(Northern Lovely, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# wet isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:53, archived)
# this is the kind of god to believe in
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:48, archived)
# god is that dick on pimp my ride uk!!...umm... westwood!
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# Aww little cute spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# this is 100% fact
backed up by scientific fact!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:50, archived)
# It should say on it somewhere specifically that it's true,
then it's undeniable. Result.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:56, archived)
# hahaha
Grand!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:51, archived)
# Hava a bangin' woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 12:52, archived)
# My "Bob"
You rock.

I mean you Roo way.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)
# I love this
i really do*

*but not like that cos i'm at work and they'd see
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 13:12, archived)