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# evening
time for some terrible punnage.


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im so sorry b3ta.
(Krissgti is chasing the greasy homeless of glasgow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# that blows!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# come on, let's have a blast!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# BANG and the dirt is gone
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# haha
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# DY-NO-MIIIIIITE!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# ^^^
this

back to school for you
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# It's a megablast
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# ARGH my moth trap (candle) fell over and i went to catch it and got hot wax on my thumb
ow ow ow + it wasn't working :( not one moth did die
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excuse the state of my nails, i've been working on my car and im going to have a bath about... NOW *SPLASH*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Hot wax doesn't hurt.
I've even poured it on the inside of my leg.


Does not hurt.

Gel candles can hurt like fuck though, though it goes to a nice numbing pain after a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# well it just took a layer of skin off
so i beg to differ...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# You sound like my kind of girl
and you are right...

but as a bloke..

not a good idea to have it done on ur chest if ur hairy *cough*

EDIT: omg its the crazy american girl from 3yrs+ ago!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# so where's the 'blood'?
x
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# its stopped
can you stop putting x after everything you say... press space instead
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# You don't like kisses?
'space'
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# im not a gayer
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# lol?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# lol!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# dynamite.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# or their sister company PMT
YOU'LL FUCKING GET IT WHEN YOU GET IT!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# and once a month
YOU'LL REALLY FUCKING GET IT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# with the occasional leaving all the parcels in a big pile and sitting down behind them crying
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# haha
after the parcels have been bouncing around the room a few times

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# BOOM!!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I agree
Hot candle wax does not burn... and that layer of skin you're taking off. That's the effing wax.

Although I have never had teh pleasure of hot gel.

x
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# wrong reply maybe?
edit : i can tell the difference between hot wax and skin... hot wax doesn't bleed...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# But you can't make candles out of skin
... so .. y'know.

* aNd yes, wrong reply to the wrong thread. You are now my lord.

x
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# really?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# That sounds kinda sexual ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# I thought of that joke
12 years ago.

*sigh*

Have a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# Muslim Haulage!
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# AC/DC
FTW forever - Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# so lock up ya daughter,
and lock up ya wife

Hurray for 'shops involving good music!

\m/
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 17 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)