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# Drew Barrymore


the Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:40, archived)
# GAH!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# pfft
argh! : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# *nasal snort*
followed by a small titter
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Lunch of the Day!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# A small titter?
What size is the other one?
(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:22, archived)
# YAY!
There is an estate agent in Swindon called Drewitt Neate

I always feel that they should get a gold star for effort
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# there is a funeral directors down the road from me called
SC&BS COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:42, archived)
# Scab cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:44, archived)
# yep
i shall try and get a picture of it tonight on the way home.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# that's excellent
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# haha
they just bury the bits that amuse them then?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# what a surpise; a b3ta result in a search
www.google.co.uk/search?q=SC%26BS+COCKS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# obligatory comedy name post
www.nhs.uk/england/dentists/Summary.aspx?orgcode=de_QAV049&prmid=000001_W127NU
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I'm still laughing at that
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner
now brush and floss.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# To the bat-chair
Quick!

Holy teeth, batman!

etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# oh the possibilities!
I bet the dentist is a right twat.

My dentist used to say that he was a 'Bora' meaning that's what he drove. Ironic really as he had the same story each time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# sounds like a bit of a "bora" then
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Apparently there's a solicitors somewhere
Called Hot BLack Dessiato. Mawife and his ex (deceased) found it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Haha
yup
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I do love that.
If I owned a shop I'd be very tempted to Pratchett the name up a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Cohen the Librarian
Booksellers
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Or just 'Ook'.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:55, archived)
# isn't that from a douglas adams book
or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Tis indeed, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Member of Disaster Area
also from wiki:

The character is named after an estate agency based in Islington, with branches throughout North London; Adams said he was struggling to find a name for the character and, spotting a Hotblack Desiato sign, liked the name so much he "nearly crashed the car" and eventually telephoned to ask permission to use the firm's name for a character. Apparently, the firm's staff later received phone calls telling them they had a nerve naming their company after Adams' character.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Adams asked the real man if he could use it in his book
as the name of the deceased rock star whose ship is stolen from the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# that's the fella
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Theres one in Finsbury Park/Islington called
Hotblack Desiato

which suggests someone is a HHG2TG fan
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I watched Ever After at the weekend too.
Fell in love with her all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I watched Music and Lyrics
which inspired me to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# She's just so cuuuuute
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:46, archived)
# yes she is
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:50, archived)
# *nods* good taste.
How you doing, Pirate Pance?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:52, archived)
# She is lubberly...
I wonder what happened to that welsh mechanic bar owner she married in Vegas that time... lucky bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03, archived)
# :D
Bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yo! Squiddles!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Hello Dave.
Nice hat.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:53, archived)
# HA!
I love this series :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15, archived)