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# Round round, baby, round round.
Like a record, baby.

(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:02, archived)
# a little late....
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# For what?

What do you mean? Who are you? Do I like you?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# shit
those lyrics have just put meatspin back in my head

dagnabbit
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# eventually you'll get used to it
then you'll start to like it
then love it
then befor you know it, you'll b fwapping to it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Then you'll establish a small fanclub which will grow in numbers
Underground meatspin clubs form
Eventually crescendoing in a protest against your rights to meatspin in public.
2032 sees meatspinning introduced as an Olympic sport
and you grow old knowing you made the world a better place
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# only untill health and safety demand you wear eye protection while doing it
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# I love that song so much.
I want to cover that one too.

/Mildly obsessed with 80s music she was too young to remember the first time round blog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Hahah! This


Edit: 'ning cap'n
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Ningles lovely!
You have no idea how excited I get when there's a bit of Spandau on the telly.

Spandau, Roxy Music, The Human League, Gary Numan, Pet Shop Boys, Dead or Alive, ADAM AND THE ANTS, Duran Duran.... all fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ADAM AND TH'ANTS!
*dons dandy clothing*
How I love their crazy tunes
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)
# Now there was a fall from grace.
He looks like a paedophile now, and he was the hottest man alive in the 80s.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Poor lad...
Got all worked up when people were taking the piss out of him in the pub, so put a brick through the window.

You'd have thought he knew that ridicule is nothing to be scared of.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Ba-fucking-dum
you win cayke.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:27, archived)
# Cayke!
Seriously though, that's true what I said...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# :( Too much dandiness makes Adam a mental boy
*laments*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# It's a warning to us all...
*stops being dandy, just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Indeed!
*discards cravate*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Indeed :(
He could disintegrate the knickers of a maiden merely with a glance
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# We did that in school!
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# i never understood the enzymes
and that bit with the light
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# The light was the light of God
the enzymes made God work faster
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# it went something like
insect jesus + water = gremlin
gremlin + enzyme = jesus moth
jesus moth + light? what? = spain

then i get lost
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# I think the next bit was
spain + country = portugal
portugal + family = bad parenting
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# its science
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# God's science at that!
Finest of all sciences
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# silence
*discreetly stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# *quietly bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# how many gears does it have?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:04, archived)
# Heh!
'nings, one and all
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:06, archived)
# ning Prof
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Greetings!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# 'loes kenny
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Yo!
*ruffles fur*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# did you enjoy your track day? or is that some other time?
*licks down tufts*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:29, archived)
# It was just watching F1 testing, but yes I did enjoy it =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Ning Kenny sir!
How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Good 'ning to you dude!
I'm not bad, although I have a sore eye and I don't want to be at work.

But it's the weekend tomorrow and I have all sorts of jollity planned, yaay! \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Put some Sudacrem on your eye.
It can only make it worse.

Weekend \m/
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Contact lens solution ftw.
It's much better than it was - it'll be back to normal tomorrow I hope.

And I don't care if it isn't, I'm still going to wear my contacts.

/hates wearing glasses blog
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# *smiles*
I'll probably only put my lenses in at the last minute, so don't worry. And I'll be taking them out pretty quickly too...

EDIT: (Although not as quickly as I took them out last night!)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Just don't wear either
and stumble around. You won't notice when you're drunk anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:12, archived)
# Heya WI
no news yet?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Nope.
They've now put it back to Monday which means I have a whole weekend to hate the company even more :)

Moving on soon - even have a written reference from my co-worker.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Geeze
What exactly do they plan on doing over the weekend? Its not like jury duty or anything
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I got out of jury duty
They'd written to me at the wrong address (even though I hadn't been living there for two years) and then I couldn't get through to anybody on the phone to ask how I was supposed to get to the court when I couldn't drive.
1 stinky letter complaining about their procedures later, and I had a letter back along the lines of 'Christ, we can't have you on a jury. Leave us alone!'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I've never been asked
Why does everyone duck out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *considers*
Won't that make driving a little tricky though?

The no glasses thing and the blurry eyes thing, I mean...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Glasses ftw everytime.
I can't wear contact lenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Never tried contacts...
so I'll have to agree with you...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# I get freaked out by things near eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# He freaks out every time he blinks
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:30, archived)
# At least contact lenses don't steam up when you go into a warm room on a cold night...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# This is true...
Are contacts expensive / painful then?

(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# I pay £10 a month and that includes all my cleaning solution and everything.
And normally they're not painful at all but last night I tried to put one in with the wrong solution on it (don't ask) and it FUCKING STUNG LIKE FUCKING FUCK!

And now my eye's very bloodshot and it feels like I've been crying my heart out all night, but from one eye only =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Oh noes!
Don't cry, I'm sorry!


;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:43, archived)
# If anyone asks
Tell them you're sad that Bruce lee is still dead.
Or that the A team was cancelled
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:44, archived)
# bloody vanity


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Ha! Winner :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Bless you!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# Some of us fancy you Dave...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# yeah?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Yay!
*rawks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# 'ning
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# 'lo =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# *grips*
*squeezes*

*readies clicky head-counter thing*

;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I's transferring musak to my shiny new phone
I think I'm going to need a bigger memory card ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# 'lo jess
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# 'lo weasel!
*hides mink-snacks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# =(
No one ever gives me snacks.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Jam Donut?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *offers tasty snack*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:23, archived)
# *gobbles*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Cos you steals dem?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:24, archived)
# My behavior is a result of society's rejection and their bias towards minks.
Just because they have silky coats and cute eyes and not smell like trash and poop
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ning a ling
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# G'day!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I commend your replying skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# 'nings!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Ello cheeky!!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Still not moved in?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# MOVING IN TODAY!!
*jigs*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:31, archived)
# YAYS!
Don't forget to get your post redirected and suchforth!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:38, archived)
# yup
one of the many ghey jobs to do on the list of doom! (ugh)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:50, archived)
# Wotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:14, archived)
# 'ning luv :)
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# Harrow!
*also man-hugs*

EDIT: I'm a spacker! soz


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:18, archived)
# mmphhf
Careful, I am but a slip of a lass!

EDIT: heh, thass better :D
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# it goes up to eleven
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# well... it was back in the olden days i s'ppose
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# TJ: anyone know any GOOD sites to download free copyright free music for a project i'm doing?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# what sort of music?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Depends...
What kind of thing do you need?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I don't know yet......
It's awkward because I basically want to browse and find one that kinda 'jumps out at me'
(likeajackhammer, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# =D
'ning wheely
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Hello there little weasel.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)
# nicely
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# I LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# Lawks!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 10:22, archived)