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# Print this then

Edit: Slightly resized now
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# bis
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# kits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# Sugar sure, candy pop!
Push it down, pull it up!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Where is Sci-Fi Steve
these days?!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Wanking for coins...
...beneath the Kingston Bridge, hopefully.

/hated Bis blog
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# hip hop, a hibby a hibby, to the hip hop hop you don't stop the rocking
to the bang bang the boogie to the boogie say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie lets rock, you don't stop *stops*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# bash
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ash
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# melon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# balls
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# to Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Byker Grove girls!!
*subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# Damn
Was going to make that bit something else....meh
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:00, archived)
# ooooh Byker?
Byker byker grove?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# spuggy in the buff

it's a ginger minge fest.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# last thing I heard about her
she was working in a shoe shop

lol, shoes!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Wonderful and justified



*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:01, archived)
# and they're ancient
and they drive an ice cream van
big it up, big it up one time!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hah ^ this
is what I was thinking also

*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# ...and they said "Tammy, stand by the jaaaam"



"But if you don't like,
what they're going to do,

You'd better not stop them,
'cos they're coming throuuuuuuuuuugh!"


Bring the beat back!

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# *is probably too young to understand this reference*
*hopes nobody now thinks BWTB is a paedo*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# *even if he is*
*just not with you*





/Portugal holiday blog
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I KNEW it tasted funny
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# *takes this whole secton of teh thread and send to teh dail mail*
*daily mail is outraged*
*daily mail calls for this sick filth to be banned*
*I laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *feels fulfilled*
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Now, young lady,
show me on the dolly where you want me to touch you...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *points at funnybutton*
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# it's so hard to tell
who's grooming who...

is that a Tina Turner song?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# I think that is every tina turner song
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# I groom him like a racehorse
Stallion baby!

/predictable innuendo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Mu Mu!
Cthulhu?
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I'm clearly too tired!
I spent ages looking at that thinking "I get the general joke, but why is it called cNuts?"

what's Ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:02, archived)
# RIS means I don't get it
It's from a pic ages ago someone did of the Morrisons logo with the RIS faded out so it said "Morons", but everyone was going RIS? What does that mean? etc
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# yeah I know
I was meerly comparing my idiotic non-comprehension of "cNuts" to the mis-comprehension of that thar Mor ris ons sign
Clearly I'm too tired to be allowed to talk, which is fine by me too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# LOL!
Go have some sleepytiem
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# that would be nice but my work peeps might get upset with me
and I'm off out again tonight I can't even remember where or why!
Maybe a short nap under my desk is called for!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# You need some of those glasses with open eyes on the front instead of lenses
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha!
and generic ropey slappers about sums them up.

nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:05, archived)
# ha ha!!
happy birthday to you
i bought a copy of zoo
i saw a shopped picture
and i thought it was you...
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# LOL!
I like that:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# we don't steal other peoples images
unless they are caught doing it

which they are

frequently

mongs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:07, archived)
# "we get people claiming pictures all the time
but with no substantial proof...."

IT'S UP YOURS!!! LOSERS!!!
LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# ROFLZ0RS
EMAP PWND JOO
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# indeed. Cnuts they be.
like it..
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:09, archived)
# COR!
Ello sir *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# I prefer something a bit more highbrow.
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# *subscribes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# next issue: double-page spread of Stephen Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Was that after the car accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:17, archived)
# i see you baby...
shakin' that chair
shakin' that chair
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Super Collider?
I only just met her!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# Take my wife...

Er... Alaska?
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Don't worry
Tobago myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:27, archived)
# needs more
kari byron.
not that i'm a lez or anything....
*coughs*

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:19, archived)
# *googles*
Oh! Her!

The next issue maybe, with Vorderman!
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# she's in a bikini
on the jaws special episode....


...rollingcabbage told me...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# MORE SCIENCE!1!!1!! 100%
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Hehehehe wooo
Nicely done!!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Hey! Zoo and Nuts!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)