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# Alan Johnstons Bike for sale
Any Fat London based Insurance Underwriters might be interested in this link.
Bike can be seen working.


cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300127617031&fromMakeTrack=true&ssPageName=VIP:watchlink:middle:uk
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:22, archived)
# FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Eff... aay... coo?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Links maybe?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# i think you need the links board mate.

second on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# How is it Alan Johnsons' bike?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# have i missed something?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I think it's time you unleashed the psycho, son.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# RAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHH!!
*destroys*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Who have you destroyed?
Me, or him?

*fears*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# anything that came to within arms length.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# *lies destroyed in a bloody pile of limbs and torn flesh*


Oof, that's gonna smart in the morning...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# *remakes out of rubber bands*
dad!! can you hear me?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Hmm? Wossat? I was having the strangest dream...
*yawns*

*stretches*

*and reeeeaaaaallllly stretches*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Would you like the link for the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# You're so wacky
do they call you "Captain Wacky"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# Bunker tiem?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:27, archived)
# *saunters in*
pops.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# there's a sauna in there?
*frantically strips off*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Hurrah!
*joins in*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *watches*
*just, sits and watches*
hmmm............
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# *looks around*
Hang on a minute... where is this steam coming from?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# whoops!
*sticks fingers in ears*
there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Eh?
"The memory of Kingys little white bum going up and down will stick in my mind forever. It is just sooo wrong!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# I don't get it
BTW, other people don't get flamed for posting links, so don't worry about that.

I'm just upset no-one wants to see my trifle.
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Oooh, trifle you say?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Yes, would you like to see it?
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Yes please, Pachey!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# There you go
v
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# What trifle?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# I want to see your trifle!
I didn't know it was on offer!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
#
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# That is one motherlover of a trifle you got there.
You did well!
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# That is a rather splendid trifle.
Is it an Independance Day trifle?
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Yes, yes it is
Thank you for all the kind comments everyone. :)
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Phwoar!
and no cold custard in sight!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# That looks pretty amazing!
And tasty. Nice fireworks effect with the stick...things.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:33, archived)
# myGod!
That thing Splodes with creaminess!!
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Surely its kind of ironic that someone with dual nationality is celebrating independance day
Assuming your other half is english. If it's not, then nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I will celebrate anything if it involves food and/or drink
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Thats fair enough. Any reason for trifle is a good reason!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# *distracts Pachey*
*steals trifle*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Cor!
that looks reet tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# yum!!
was it full of booze?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Yep, sherry in the sponge and brandy in the cream
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Woooahhh that's a trifle OTT
Thanks...I'll get me coat

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# What trifle?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Did someone say trifle?
hope there's no cold custard in it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# No, not in this one
lots of alcohols though :)
(Pachey, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:34, archived)
# I have just eaten, so if you were to offer me some I would say,
"Just a trifle"

*raises eyebrow*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# i saw what you was going to do yesterday!
lets see yours then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Well, there aren't any Fat London based Insurance Underwriters on this website
so take it someplace else
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# I beg to differ
I know loads of them
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


that is all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# fail
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Stick to DIY...
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Reg Prescott!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Oh yes! :)
Relive that Reg Prescott goodness here..
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8449178763625099828
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:31, archived)
# Are you Nigerian?
Beef Tournament
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Why?
You wanna buy a 3 year old?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Do I want....
To buy a three year old what?

(Looks sheepish!)
(The Hooded Bean is in my pants Can't resist a Fanny/Tranny Joke, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:10, archived)
# Oh dear...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# rahhh
is that dr fox, btw morning Mr !
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:39, archived)
# Ha ha. Yes. Yes it is.
Good arvo!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 14:59, archived)