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# what the gomleys get upto when no one is looking
feel free to do more :)
disco gormleys, yoga gomleys etc.
(I helped save b3ta! maclondon, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:02, archived)
# Is this Tuesday?
The n00bs are behaving themselves! What's going on?

Very nice, welcome, pull up a cuppa, make me a sofa etc...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# *wiggles nose* You're a sofa!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Samantha!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Has my invisibility cloak fallen off?
Damn.

Radio 4'll fire me now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# that's not an invisibility cloak.
it's a curtain.
a net curtain
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Bloody hell
how long have I had this on?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# since last tuesday
as far as i can tell.

the boys in the shower room didn't have the heart to tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# Not all new folks are rubbish.
I can't vouch for anyone else, obviously.
(MadGutters Now what?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# No I know, but it's generally a fair bet on a Tuesday
It's 11am and I haven't had to yell BIGGGGER at anyone yet
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# mr trellis on the viagra again?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# Doesn't need to be ;-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Mr Trellis is the tin man
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# O_o
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# I had to think of a person who was hard all the time.
It was the tin man or Pinnochio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Pinocchio, but with fewer lies...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# Has he got no strings?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:22, archived)
# *prepares guffawing truss*
*dons*
*guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# here you go then...
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# i do think the 'L' plates tend to mark you out for abuse
rather than gentle welcome
and that's a bad thing

there are plenty of cunts without Ls that post utter wank
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:07, archived)
# HEY!
I don't even post that much you badger's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# mummy!
*enhugulates*
hows thee?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# found another 50p?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Prof Kenny gave her one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# No
Just stole access
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# ah, but i got nothing to post today....
oh, apart from my mini-rizla idea from the other night


www.b3ta.com/board/7384705
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# nice one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# the problem with drunken postings at 2:22am
they never get the attention they deserve, and if i repost them at a more sensible time in a new thread i get called a cunt.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:23, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# thankyou
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# What do you mean?
I am still rubbish
(Duck_Assassin has 86400 sec's in a day, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# the bad noobs are gearing themselves for the school holidays
=(
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# anthony gormley: one trick pony
mind you, it's a fucking good trick :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Excuse me, sir
What's an Anthony Gormley?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# he's an artist, he done did the 'angel of the north'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# Oh aye
knew I recognised the name.

I like the angel of the north, although I know a lot don't. I have this overriding urge to sit on it's head and watch the sunset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# i love his stuff
but you have to admit most of it is very samey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# That's true
but then the same can be said of many.

Look at Rothko. Eventually you've just got to realise it's just fucking rectangles.

There's a question: if you had to pick one work of art to own the original of, what would it be? Mine would be Giger's Birth Machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Salvador Dali's
Swans reflecting elephants. I just really like it.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# Oh very nice.
Galatea of the Spheres or Girafe en Feu for me. Or that crucufuxion one I can never remember the name of.

edit: Christ of Saint John of the Cross.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:21, archived)
# *Googles*
I'm not art guy, but those are very good.

It sounds daft, but I like art for what it LOOKS like...you know? Or is that a stupid thing to say?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Not at all!
Same reason I do!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# I'd go for the Mona Lisa



/Bernard and the Genie blog.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:16, archived)
# oooohhh
Giger's tempting, but I say...

Breugel's Tower of Babel

this is linked cos it's the first result on a google image search and might count as "leeched"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:24, archived)
# Oh that's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# It's a great work of art
in my not so humble opinion :P

I get the urge to tapdance along his wings
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# At sunset?
We could go together. I'd bring sandwiches.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# I'll bring the Special Brew!
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Best set up line evva!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# I beg your pardon?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# sculptor
angel of the north
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# i saw corky and the juice pigs on tv a few times
i didn't realise they had albums.
they're hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# i saw them live at the first T in the park festival
they were aceness
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# the guys solo stand up stuff is good too.
i may purchase some cds at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# rockin'!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:09, archived)
# if you do.
I recommend Dog Fashion Disco's 'adultery', for it is like a film noir musical- sin city vibes.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:10, archived)
# hahahaha
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha!
Spaff Gormley!
Welcome n00b.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# dunno why, but that reminds me of this
homepage.ntlworld.com/jeccysden/matchstick/deathfall.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# haha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# OH FFS!!
That's WAY under filesize! It's quite amusing and you've only posted it once without deleting any threads at all! C'MON N00B! C];0)

Woo! and Welcome you'll never leave . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# it's true.
whenever i think about leaving i experience a soul searing pain!
'ning uncle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:08, archived)
# Harrow, neph!
neph!I got yer dad for tea tomorrow!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# you cannibal!!!
what you having?
can i come?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Salmon
no


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:17, archived)
# no uncle
............
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# *gives 50p for sweets*
run along then . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# Wilkommen
nice first post. Pull up a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:19, archived)
# ello!
woooah! cheers!
how many replies! :)

i was going to do him urinating or dancing, but it was too much time in fireworks for me to be arsed!

so jiz it is!

:) ello folks.
(I helped save b3ta! maclondon, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 12:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
Just seen this following your post on /links.

Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)