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# i don't get it
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# Sarcasm?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# sadly no
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Isambard Kingdom Brunel
One of the best engineers EVER. Smoked about 40 cigars a day and only slept about 2 hours a night.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# never heard of him
everybody knows all the best engineers are SCOTTISH!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# Like the Stephenson who built the Bell Rock lighthouse?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
#
i'd like to meet Stevenson the engineer,
i'd like to meet Faraday and buy him a beer,
and i'd love to meet the man who had the bright idea,
of Bob Wilson, Anchorman.


/HMHB
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# Granddad
stop pretending to be a girl on the internet and get on with your airfix.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:29, archived)
# I watched Seven Wonders of the Industrial World
One of them was his ship, the Great Eastern. It was excellent.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:30, archived)
# Come and watch how to look good naked with me.
and the lovely Gok Wan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# Not seen any of those
No programme could make me look good naked
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Course it can!
Bet you do anyway.

I'm a big chubpot, and I bet I don't look that bad naked. Just a bit widescreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# I'm fat, hairy and have dull but ugly scars
and I look good naked*






*compared to steve chegwin
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# It's all about confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# *confides*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# We should compare arse sizes
Bet I'd be more widescreen than you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# me FTW anyday my dears
( )( )
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# As a scientist
I am willing to be the independent judge of such a comparison.

Please can all entrants send a photo of their arse in the following positions:

1) Stood up with a normal sheet of A4 paper held alongside (for scale) - try to keep it in the same plane as your hip sockets.

2) sat on a copy of today's daily telegraph on a hard wooden surface.

Cladding is up to the entrant, but no salopets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I will act as the independant arbitration panel
ensuring mockingbird's ruling is fair and true.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# You forgot the glass table with a 50p coin in your crack section.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:45, archived)
# I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# Doubtful.
Well, I don't know. I'm a size 16-18 with a massive arse and tits, and I really couldn't give a shit who knows.

I think I look pretty good, even if I am a bit tubby- makes me sexier.

*is having a good day*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# What is his full name?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:25, archived)
# who's full name?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Isambard kingdom brunel?
(your spelling may vary)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# never heard of him
edit: googled. nope, definitley never heard of him. maybe it's cos i'm scottish
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# well,
you can't help it....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# s'ok
I do Scottish puns too . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:31, archived)
# groan dave
that's an old joke mind.

"is that a doughnut or a meringue?"

"no sir, you're right, it is a doughnut"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# fuckin' ell!
no pleasing you Scotch is there . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# built a bridge.
Apparently a very nice bridge. Ooooh, look at that bridge, granddads say. Especially my ones.

Let's look at this bridge in the rain for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:28, archived)
# Not just a bloody bridge
he made fucking loads of things.

The Great Western Railway was designed and built by him, and he pioneered the use of the larger gauge rails which remain in use today.

Then there were the Great Western, Great Eastern and the SS Great Britain, don't forget them.

And loads of other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# did he invent angel delight?
did he?
no, did he fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# you dropped this "?"
and yes, I believe he was something of a bedroom adventurer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No
but then Angel Delight is fairly small in the grand scale of things.

Except butterscotch flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# No wonder my granddads are obsessed with him then
my great granddad was a train driver.

I'm sorry, but I am allowed to find it all really, really boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# No, you're not.
Here's a top hat, here's a cigar, now go and design a fucking ship.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I don't want to design one, I've got one and it's lovely, ta.
I'll keep the top hat though, I haven't owned one of these in years.

You design one if it's so bloody awesome. GO ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# he built other stuff too
but more importantly he had an ace hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:34, archived)
# The man in the prison
(Look up Brunel on wiki if you haven't heard of him)
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:27, archived)
# Isambard Kingdom Brunel
(I helped save b3ta! CandleJakk Formerly Che_Guevaras_Sponge, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)