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# One way ticket please...
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# now I'm not gay
but he isn't very attractive, he's sort of smug and mouse-ish

why would I take advice from him?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# now I am gay
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# now I'm not!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Wanna go steady?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# you are 15 Peter 20
AICMFE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# why do i know that name?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *leaves you in torment*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# is it a robot?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Nathan Barley.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Under-rated work of genius.
Confuses people because they don't realise it's a parody of where we're heading, not where we are.
Season 2 is coming this year, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Sounds kind of familiar to me too
Edit: Of course!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ..I was thinking that..
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Nayfan Barley
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *is disappointed*

'lo grandma!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# But you're also not a larger lady
ARE YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I am
I am fucking huge, frankly
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
#
ly

lucky frank!

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# because he's not had any formal training in fashion
so therefore isn't trained to cram anorexic women into tortuous clothes that make them look like twats
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Gok Wan, there's another very attractive but thoroughly gay bloke.
I love that program. That's so sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:20, archived)
# As I said, I think we should have a ladyb3tan version
I know several boyb3tans who'd change their opinions...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# ohhh.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# I like it, they show minge at eight o'clock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:22, archived)
# I always wondered who Gok Wan was
until I saw a book in the kitchen (book people)

then I thought - "urgh! She's ugly - so that's who she is - always thought it was a he" - THEN I realised it was a he.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# See, Gok Wan should be the name of chinese food
Or Thai food. Either way it sounds yummy
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# he has tiny piggy eyes
when he takes his glasses off.

on the other hand john barryman would make me bi-curious in a male/male/female scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# i thought he was a woman....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I have big massive love for that show.
Purely because it doesn't involve plastic surgery or keep-fit regimes or healthy eating or any of the stuff that only serves you make you feel like you've got to change yourself to become attractive.

Confidence is sexier than anything else, and he knows this. Yay for him.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# funny
because i completely hate the show. I thing its just as shallow and purile as the 'let me redisign your face with surgery'. A chunky bird doesnt need 30 minutes to get her waps out on telly to make her think shes ace. Nor does she need some piggy eyed twat who thinks hes 'non threatening' by being a bummer. Get me in a room with half the fat bints on there and ill also tell them Im not going to knob them in a million years.


p.s. this isnt true all of this, i just like ranting a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:30, archived)
# You appear to have entirely missed the point of the show.
Its not about getting naked. Its about realising how much of a twat some girls are by letting themselves get caught up in the medias depiction of a good body.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# yeah
i know, like i said i just like ranting.

I do however feel that the show *shouldnt* be needed, however i can see it has a value above that of the remodelling type ones on the cable channels.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Ah, sorry, I mis-read everything :)
Course it shouldn't be needed. In an ideal world people wouldnt be so highly-strung.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# both of you are correct
plus it's spectacularly badly edited
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Cheap programming! Yaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# NEW ON CHANNEL 4
SUPER EXTREME BUKKAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Only a matter of time.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# yeah
it really is
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:24, archived)
# followed by the award winning Super Scat!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# with everyone's favourite host
scatman john

who, if he wasn't dead would probably be delighted to present the show
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)
# CGI...think man, THINK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# thinkmaking too.. hard
head filled with ... kittins
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Why not
most tv is utter wank already
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# aye
I barely watch it anymore
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 15:28, archived)