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# Ning, peeps.

What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:36, archived)
# HAMSTERS IN HEMEL HEMPSTEAD
An epic film exploring love, betrayal, and a spillage on aisle 4 in Aldis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Hemel can piss off.
Fucking roundabout.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# My head office is there
It's why I can get away with being on here: I think they forget we exist :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# :D
Too busy concentrating on shitty roundabouts- that's where I was taken last year when I collapsed at work. It's not too far from here (Tring).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# oh oh!
A tiger and a monkey, having a food fight in a pool of jelly, while the rest of the jungle creatures egg them on! Or egg them, either or.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Curves, ladies, bile, hate and venom please!
Or Pip's reaction to his computer crashing and wiping his hard drive
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Draw...
Dignity
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:37, archived)
# a tennis racket
with no strings, looking longingly in a tennis raquet-stringing shop window
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *heart breaks*
There was a picture on the front of our local rag last week: thieves stole some pedigree puppies but they left one behind. There was a picture of this lonesome puppy looking all sad - I had to hide the paper cos I nearly cried :(
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:44, archived)
# awww
Is that worse for the stolen ones or the lonely ones?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Pip
Crushing heads in a Kids In The Hall stylee.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# I crush your head
*crushes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# i was watching that with the father of my then girlfriend
he was a doctor and he said.
"what is this you're watching? those young gentlemen
seem to be of questionable sexual persuasion"

legend
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# hee hee
i crush your head
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# scarlet wants to run into
the garden to play but she hasn't realised the
patio door is closed and she runs right into it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# bikini, boobs animal of your choice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ^this : I wouldn't mind
nobody willl I guess
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
standing on the shore of a tea reservoir; a vast reservoir filled with piping hot tea.
We can see the pipes leading from the reservoir where they connect up to the domestic tea supply.
Arthur is the happiest he's ever been; picnicking by the shore, scooping cup after cup of delicious tea from the lake.
Marvin is wondering if whether killing himself by drowning himself in the tea reservoir will contaminate the tea and make it unsafe for cretins like Arthur to drink. He hopes it will.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# a kitten on a skateboard
 
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Scarlet
after finding pip's stash of late night MMORPG fuel, super sugar caffine wakeup juice

'ning JJ - add 1 letter to each letter of H.A.L.
A -> B, B -> C, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I.B.M.
oh
my
god
!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I got I.B.S.
*failed english*
*suddenly needs the loo*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I wanted it to be
That would have been more fun
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:46, archived)
# haha
l's nowhere near s.

silly JJ
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Ning
Kat taking pretty snapshots. /or butt shots. Up to you
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Draw a small amount of chipmunks
constructing a pirate galleon out of matchsticks.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:45, archived)
# a baboon selling icecream

he's using some spider monkeys to 'dispense' the ice cream from their monkey bottoms.

flakes are extra.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:48, archived)
# 'ning JJ
I'd like you to depict whatever it was that closed the M1 this morning, causing me to have a three fucking hour journey into work =/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Leaves?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Kat
As a World of Lawcraft 'thief'
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:55, archived)
# I'd really like to see...
Chloe in a sturdy, modest frock. Possibly like one of these. Bonus points if you have her in a modesty swimsuit.
(w0rmwood pearl, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Never a more non-Chloe thing has been suggested....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 11:01, archived)
# Which is why you should do it!
Pleaz? I'll send you gift art of my boobies!

Note, gift art may be more crap than advertised. Haven't really got the hang of drawing non stick people yet.
(w0rmwood pearl, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 11:04, archived)
# Guess it's got something to do with her inner beauty.

(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# A water vole in a 1969 Hillman Avenger...
(I helped save b3ta! Poisoned Al R Tape loading error, 0:1, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# shreddies
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:04, archived)
# The SA crew
as the cast of M*A*S*H
(Lunar Tick A pest in this space, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Eyurin
doing this to Hilary
youtube.com/watch?v=kQ0NG5cUC1w
(REWRITABLE, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 14:13, archived)