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# Five years? That's a paddling!
 


Forty thousand, four hundred and ninety-seven posts. BOOYAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:06, archived)
# happy b3taday!
and 'night!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Fine work
well played indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Lightweight
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Congies!
www.b3ta.com/board/7487486
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# *congas*
 
Bah bah ba da dah, HEY!
Bah ba da dah, HEY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# As you wish, Sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Yay!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# That looks like my old cat.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Ginger, or tabby?
 
www.macrocats.com/comments.php?id=P698_0_1_30
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:21, archived)
# You have ACHIEVED!
SUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:08, archived)
# Yeah, I totally deserve a raise for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# You get coupon. 10% off magenta paint.
and you'll like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:17, archived)
# Excellent.
 
I shall spend the weekend painting "INTERNETS?" in six-foot letters about town.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# This sounds like a fairly standard weekend.
Do something special.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# With any luck, I will.
 
HOOOWAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:36, archived)
# HEE-HAW!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# O HOW I WILL HEE-HAW AT THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Oooff!!
Smack 'im!

Happeh b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Many Happy B3tan Returns!
and a paddling!
enjoi :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NIPPLEZ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# I
DOS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:15, archived)
# PARTAY.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# That's from my first b3taday.
 
GOOD TIMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# SEX, DRUGS, PISSIN ON AMERICA, FUCKIN UP THE MUSIC.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:24, archived)
# I don't piss on America.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Do you have biggah jugs now?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
# If anything I've lost weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# You are travelling time backwards
please desist forthwith.

I don't wish to get back with my ex-girlfriend by sucking tears off the table into my eyeballs.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# YOU'RE MY LAPINE GOD SEXEH
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# YIFF ALERT LEVEL ELEVENTYFIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# phwoaar!
*rubs thigh*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:47, archived)
#

happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:14, archived)
# awwww!
 
Yay, Mos!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:16, archived)
# Huzzahs!
I wish I had cake to offer, or even cider
but all I have is lemsips & tissues :(
Grats & Woos anyways :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:18, archived)
# JEEZUS!!!!
That's alot of F5s

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# nips!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Hurray!

Have this magic trick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhah!
 
Nuthin' up mah sleeve..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# woo and yay
old man
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:23, archived)
# You should be ashamed of yourself.
Deeply ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Je ne regrette rien.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Tap that!

Have this for now, I'll make you a proper present later :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:38, archived)
# CAKESHAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# IN THE SHAPE
OF A CAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I made this for you, too.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
don't know if I can adequately repay that, but I'll try :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:21, archived)
# Crikey Raps!
That's a milestone! (and a nifty bit of paddling!)

My own 5 years must be up soon too (but I don't have nearly the number of posts that you do, you anti-lurker, you!)

edit: just checked, 4 years, 9 months and 0 days. I'd better get thinking for a suitable post. I sure as fuck am not posting nekkid pics of me for my 5th b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Cheers!
 
I'm with you on that. We all pre-date Jessie getting her kit off, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:15, archived)
# congrats, bro-dog!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 2:59, archived)
# WUT?
 
Over here we say "cuzzie-bro".. cher cher.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 9:02, archived)
# superhappyfunb3tadaytime!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 8 Aug 2007, 9:29, archived)