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[challenge entry] AHA!

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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Hahahaha!
TJ: Glad I don't live in Peterborough news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/6943734.stm
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# haha, I just caught that too
I'm sure there are far worse T shirts out there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Yeah, I'll have to review my tshirt collection
And what about car stickers saying "back off or I'll hit you with a big stick" and stuff like that?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Crivens!
The hotel we used to go to had a sign behind reception saying 'We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left'
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# *googles*...yep
www.foulmouthshirts.com/
www.boffensive.com/index2.htm
www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I have a dial M for Motherf*cker Tshirt
I got the worst looks when I wore it around London when I was last down there... I thought they'd be ready for it... but they weren't.

mummy mummy - why is that man wearing that bad Tshirt? Don't look at it darling, he's just a bad man and his mummy mustn't love him... pitty him but NEVER forgive him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:47, archived)
# also
me me me - stories about me, very interesting, but here's how that applies to me, enough about me, what do you think about me...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Pffft!
snipurl.com/peterborough
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:40, archived)
# bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:56, archived)
# ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:01, archived)
# this whole pc business is just p*ssing me off

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Could you not use that language please,
you might offend someone :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# STFU!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# Yeah it's happened before
I have far more offensive ones than that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm fond of Peterbugger . . . I met someone very lovely for the first time there . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)
# I love it too
Although the last time I went there the Cathedral caught fire :/
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# I got asked to remove my hat
after being in the pub for 5 hours! so we left.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Do they know who YOU are?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Carowallis?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)
# they said 'fuck' and 'wank' in the Guardian at the weekend
I will write to Peterborough Council - something must be done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)
# *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Won't someone think of the children?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Surely wearing a 'wacky' slogan t-shirt
deserves this kind of treatment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:45, archived)
# especially when he has such offensive hair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:48, archived)
# AND his name's Mr Pratt
He isn't a lucky chap, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *Hides Meatspin T-shirt*
Yes, I actually own one
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:54, archived)
# Seriously?
*rings Blackpool Borough Council, then Fylde and Wyre Councils for good measure*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:57, archived)
# Yes, it's quite discreet though :)
I'm yet to wear it - I'm unsure whether the general reaction would be 'Hahaha, how ironic' or 'Jesus Christ, this guy is a colossal pervert'. It's been sat in my wardrobe for about 18 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:59, archived)
# Wear it to a bash
B3tans would love it anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 11:06, archived)
# there are more reasons than that
to be glad not to live in peterborough
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Funky Disco Lady?
'Funky Disco Lady,
Bobbing up and down!
Funk Disco Lady!
Dancing all around!'
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:39, archived)
# Tha Mac-a Rayner:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Pfft, I liked my idea more :p
It had slap bass and synth. The video had codpieces.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)
# What?
Like fishfingers?:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Yes
Just like fishfingers :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:44, archived)
# Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:46, archived)
# DANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 10:52, archived)