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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:01, archived)

Some sort of masonry slapper?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

Haha.

Darn youngin's these days.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

MINGE DOOR

CURTAIN BRA

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

I'd like to make a kids' show with that name

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Brown cow, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

Tell me Tommy, what's behind minge door number 69?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

It's a famous rapist!

What have you been up to today mr Sutcliffe?

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Brown cow, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

Join us

as we go Throooough the Keyhole...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

Damnit! I danced to this!

Waaaaaah. (feels slightly geriatric.)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

I'm sure they were on John Peel once

or it was the original title of Spongebob Squarepants

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)

*sings to the tune of Big Cook Little Cook*

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Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

now that would make an interesting childrens surreal cookery show

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

Cardboard box?

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ClanSoul, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

cardboard clunge?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)

minge hinges?

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)

woo!

anyway im off Night' B3ta

(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

this am art!

woo! I've no idea about the song, been distracted by the niceness.

Edit: is it placebo?

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:02, archived)

Commodores.

A very bad song. Be glad you don't know it.

I had the misfortune of living through the disco years.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

oh right...

I've listened to quite a bit of the commodores myself, it's just there's a song called "Brickhouse" by placebo

Edit: Wait, I think it's called "Brickshithouse"

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)

And frankly, that is a shit brick house - you'd have to be very small to get inside....

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flapdoodle toast FTW!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)

brick house.... o00o

nice curtains!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

Dodgy choice of curtain?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

I dare you to find better.

The selection is very slim these days. Especially breezy ones.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)

Her 'entry' has obvious culture..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:07, archived)

Brick arches

Just ooze class and suggestions of a more sensual era.

On second thoughts, "ooze" maybe wasn't the best choice of words.

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Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)

Haha

Hahahaha

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)

house?

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)

nice femme cutout!

resists door and window innuendo
*click*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:04, archived)

I'm RISing

but still laughing
For this you get Woos & Yays!

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:05, archived)

hullo there

I did miss your reassuring presence, although I did get disgracefully drunk also, way beyond normal. I'm still quite ashamed.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)

Rarrrrs

I however, was the model of decorum ;)

honestly, I only had about four pints the whole day... and left early :o

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

the trick is not to drink from 1Pm to 8 while sitting in direct sunlight

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)

Ahhh

I was okay then...
only did from 1pm to 7 ;)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:26, archived)

no offense

but it still looks a bit NSFW for those of us at work on the WESTSIDE...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:06, archived)

I was hoping it wasn't.

I wavered whether to do something about it.

Should I link?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)

Nah...

I'm the only one bitching. Where are you at in California?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)

The town of

Mendocino.

Touristy. But I'm here to ride my mountain bike while trying to find a place to buy. Right. I wish.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)

Yeah

Good LUCK buying ANYTHING in this state...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

So you're here too?

I've done pretty well in real estate here. Just not well enough for my dream property. I'm lurking, in wait. Ready to pounce on something.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)

I've not done well in it all

Yeah, I live in So Cal.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)

Argh.

It has taken it's toll on me. Even while doing well. Welp, off for a beer I go... :)

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)

*crosses middle and ring fingers*

(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:08, archived)

Are you living in a fucking religious community these days matey?

This is about as far from a sackable offense as you can get.

Also, this constant definition of the questionable is getting dull

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)

as you can read above, mate

I gave myself the bint title.

:P

I'm just freelancing and I don't want them to think I'm looking at dirty stuff, but I changed my mind.. so there :P

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

I work with scientists at work, something like b3ta is a big frown if they ever catch me..

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)

another bint in the wall?

(mr_brett When the keyboardist breaks his face, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:11, archived)

That would have been a lot easier.

Darn.

I started to animate the curtains and gave up.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

she feels a little dry

yet i can't fault the space inside and it's proximity to the train station.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)

Antony Gormley's spare model?

*chuckles to self*

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

Is it

"What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?"

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Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)

do the curtains match the rug?

I like this one a lot. Finally, I have seen a couple today that are in the spirirt of the compo.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)

WHATSHEGONNALOOKLIKEWITHACHIMNEYONHER

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 14 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)

Surely the curtains should be lower down...

^{I suspect I have posted this late enough that nobody will read it.}

^{So why do it....}

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)

Location, location, Location

or is is grand designs?

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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Wed 15 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)