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# For hands that do dishes that feel soft as your face.....

Just a thing I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:45, archived)
# very nice, but...........
looks a bit low-poly to me. is it for a game?
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:46, archived)
# :)
its for a magazine article
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# how much are they paying you?
32k?

are you making tea?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# a fucking three year old can make tea
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# finally
you start telling the truth.

i believe only an honest man should be allowed to earn 32k.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# If I'm paying 32k, I'd expect at least a blowjob as well as tea.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# just make the fucking tea
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Make me.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# FUCK YOU ASS HOLE!
Not very fucking good! YEAH BULLSHIT!

They are low poly because they are for a game. They are not designed to be Photoreal or otherwise. They are LOW FUCKING POLY. 1100 Tris in each hand, Designed for a Mod team I am on. Fuck you, I have yet to see ANYONE on b3ta produce ANYTHING better than I can in 3D.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha.
I can't find my low poly model cup of tea anywhere. :(
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# You're a fucking moronic cock sucker
Congratulations fucknugget, you have been awarded my first ever real usage of the Ignore button. See you in hell you fat piece of fuck.

I miss Zykotic
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I do too.
Life just isn't the same without the random outbreaks.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Let's track him down!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# Mission accepted!
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Actually, I can't really be arsed.
The trail for poor old Steve goes dry about a year ago when he was working on some Half Life 2 mod.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Try the talk board
He's still well and truly about
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# *offers cider*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# ...he is?
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# don't talk rubbish
I'm on the talk board a lot more than you and I've never seen him.

Sir zyk0tic has posted a VAST 21 messages on the talk board since it begun.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I think it might be a HILARIOUS joke
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# oh was she implying that I should get on the talk board because I have nothing to offer the main board?
HAHAHA a jovial little fool she might be...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# I thought she was just pointing out how incredibly unfunny and bad tempered talk boarders are
by reference to Zykotik but you could be right, you are a terrible waste of space!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:17, archived)
# No
I was just trying to help out with the suggestion he might be there sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:20, archived)
# I prefered my idea really
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:26, archived)
# So did I to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Well I know someone who has moved over to /talk
and chats to him loads, I wasn't claiming to know better than anyone, just trying to be helpful

Now kindly stop being such a fucking wank-sock, and get off my back
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:14, archived)
# troll
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Goat-cock
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Have you got a link to the original?
I lost my link, and can't remember the cocks username.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Courtesy of my bookmarks
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ha ha
where is the picture?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
#
which one? It all started over a scandelous tracing incident, but Sir Zyk0tik hadn't taken his vitamin B12 that day!

edit: it had something to do with Toxie Tracing this - and Zykotik, animated the traced overlay
here - www.b3ta.com/board/4196241
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# I think the dissappointment at discovering that his picture has gone
is offset by the joy of discovering that Dave The Hat's has too.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# pffft
I wondered where "low fucking poly" came from...
(exyzed, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:16, archived)
# this and this
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:28, archived)
#
I just watched a quick demo on Youtube of MudBox. looks like a great tool. will have to give it ago.
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Mudbox?
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Lovely toy, that.
Though it can be an awkward sod with silly subdividing if you make the whole model in it. Less so than zbrush, though.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# model in MAX, then use Mudbox for Normals
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Aye.
Well. I use Maya, but same principle.

Learnt that the hard way. :(
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# yes, I couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:51, archived)
# I ated the purple berries.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# But....but...
those were haemmoroids!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# No wonder she screamed.
I thought it was part of the candy g-string.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# is it for a game?
32k
where is the tea?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:47, archived)
# FUCK YOU YOU GOOGLE STEALING FUCKNUT
GET SOME REAL CREATIVITY!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I DO BETTER STUFF THAN SOME OFF THIS BOARD
IT'S FOR A FUCKING GAME, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOW POLY
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# YEAH FUCK YOU RICK YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!
I'VE BEEN MAKING THE FUCKING TEA FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS YOU COCK SUCKING PRICK!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# just because teacups are 3d
doesn't mean you modeled them.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# You're a fucking moronic cock sucker
Congratulations fucknugget, you have been awarded my first ever real usage of the I'm a massive wanker button. See you in hell you fat piece of fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:58, archived)
# oh
dear
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# and now they are married
and very happy together
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Can someone
explain, for us noobs, about the shouting, the 32k and the tea?

Nice hand, btw, HappyToast.

My limited adventures in Maya have so far peaked at a wholly unconvincing greek temple.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I think it's a precurser to the CAPLOCK NIGHTMARE OF GAYSHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Oh, then it must be
my bedtime :) g'night.


(I thought I was witnessing a paradoy of some b3ta character or other)
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:09, archived)
# saturday night tosh
but it beats the tele
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# see
www.b3ta.com/board/7523718
(exyzed, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:18, archived)
# ta
you very much.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 19 Aug 2007, 8:45, archived)
# mild green
hairy lip squid

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# Doing what to it? Hang on, I don't want to know.
Bumpmap looks a little harsh, but you'll
get to that stuff later I'm sure. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# That won't be a bump map.
It's actual polys at that stage.

Well. Usually, anyway. Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# ^this^

(knuckle close up)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# is that a small chest ?
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:54, archived)
# Grandma! Put your tits away, you're scaring the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
# *covers them*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:59, archived)
# You were putting me off my 32k per year cup of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! gone, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:00, archived)
# 4 or 8 bit
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Ah, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# needs some pink
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:48, archived)
# so do you
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:49, archived)
#
if so do you have to pay?
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# nice
Strange...
I had the urge to radomly vector a hand and wrist about 3 hours ago.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
#
What should you do if this happens to you? Nothing. It goes away quickly on its own. You'll have more sebum on your skin in no time.
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# It's only got 3 fingers, is it from Norfolk?
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
#
foot or mouth
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# it's often seen stalking the streets of Cromer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
#
Join the leader in online dating services, and find a date in Cromer today

hairy men a speciality
(Mrcheeze (.)(.), Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:57, archived)
# That is bloody awesome.
you, sir, are one talented toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:52, archived)
# With lime green
Hairy lipped squid!

That's as worrying as it is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:53, archived)
# 'ning Toasty, you talented get!
Y'alreet?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Haha, I hadn't even realised that!
Thanks sir!

Pffft, I've been a b3tan for nearly twice as long as my marriage lasted =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:02, archived)
# as i was saying before a thread deleting arsemonky deleted its thread...
hippo bathday! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:06, archived)
# Cheers sir =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:08, archived)
# eloo mizza!
HBD!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Hey dude!
How's it going?

And fanx =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Not too bad
GOt a shite t shirt in the post though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Has it still not arrived?
I bought one of Monstrinho de Biscoito's yesterday, hopefully that'll be here soon.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:27, archived)
# No that's the problem
I DID arrive:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:45, archived)
# So, Happy b3taday to you again!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:05, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 22:32, archived)
# so now lets see the skin flayed off
and the cartilage and veins and capiliaries rip open and spurt meat and juice everywhere

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)