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(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:33, archived)
# TJ : OMG IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE HAS SLAUGHTERED A COW OUTSIDE
*vomits* argh its coming through the windows!

there are many colours in the homorainbow...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:35, archived)
# quick!!
go and grab me some rump steak!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# urgh its making me heave....
urgh - if it keeps up i'm gonna get my spraying mask outta the garage... cor - wtf is someone/something doing out there?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# if you want to get used to horrendous smells come and work in a hosital!
oh, the things i've smelt!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# there was one up the road from me...
it closed because of health and safety reasons.... on a good day you could smell it from my house... so many tramps still walk upto the old hostel and go "oh bugger" - the next one is about 25mile away
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Don't be afraid
to let your colour shiiiiiiiine.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# this post is like a hunter thompson novel

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# wtf is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# i wish i knew, then i'd ask em to stop....
just the smell of 1000 arses wafting down the road
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:39, archived)
# wow, biblical
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# i have a cunning plan!
*sniffs the fresh air contained in this bottle of cherryococococola*
*chokes* waaah my eyes, the bubbles went up my nose :( but at least everything smells like cherries now (for a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:43, archived)
# I'm getting increasingly fucked off with people
doing the "AIDS is a gay thing" joke - fuck off.

The simple fact is that there are more straight teens catching and passing on AIDS than young gay men because young gay men learned years ago to wear a condom.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:36, archived)
# erm i thought you had a girlfriend?
:p

(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Yes, he does
So people with girlfriends shouldn't defend gays against misconceptions?
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:40, archived)
# i just sayin
aint got nothing against gays, aids n gays is sterothypical, nowadays its all the dirty junkies
calm down dear, its only a comerical the internets
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:46, archived)
# I hate this retarded image competition
People are just using it as a reason to gaybash. It may just be "the internets" but that doesn't stop the cunts crawling out of the woodwork to have their stab.
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:50, archived)
# i happen to agree with you on this one...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Everybody gets bashed on b3ta
i find it strange that people like your good self allow themselves to be offended by silly picture posts, whatever the content may be.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:59, archived)
# The competition
is actually "design a safe sex campaign" - which could have good/interesting ideas.

"Make a joke about AIDS" would be a rubbish challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:03, archived)
# you are right of course.
I took the anti drug one seriously and quite enjoyed it i must admit...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I have a fiancee actually
So what? Short-sighted bigotry is a problem for everyone.

Women can get AIDS.
Straight men can get AIDS.
You can catch AIDS from a really hot woman
It is not a 'Gay Plague' regardless of what some utter cunts would like you to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:44, archived)
# I have to use reading glasses
for my bigotry
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:47, archived)
# keep ya wig on
sheesh
edit : 'grats on the fiacnee bit
b3ta.com/board/7538698
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# What if someone came in here with a machine gun and shot you to pieces - anyone yawning would get YOUR blood in THEIR mouth
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# And I'm lucky enough not to have HIV or AIDS
as I wore a condom whether I was with a guy or a girl
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I know.
It was a BrassEye quote.

I agree with everything you say, by the way. It's just fairly obvious. I mean, I'm not thick.

Not in that way, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:10, archived)
# i think the point is
for anyone to have to say 'anyone can get aids' misses the point.

/points
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:19, archived)
# i think this is
Bad aids, hes talking about good aids.
(I helped save b3ta! DLT's Musical Bonanza is totting up the p, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Oh yes.
I stand corrected. Ignore me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:20, archived)
# the fact is this compo will run for a week
you will get pissed of with every other post
a few posts will be clever and a huge proportion will be cheap shots at gays and i should imagine africans.
you have a choice, either sit there and fume or take the week off.

preaching to, i hope, the converted will get you nowhere, i tried a couple of times and now i just don't comment on stuff i don't like.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:54, archived)
# Yeh, they dont get te AIDS no more ...
Theyre all too fucked on Crystal Meths
(darfbozo, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# What?
*All* gay people. Even Alan Bennett?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:49, archived)
# its not a nice compo...
the simple facts as you put them are way too scary and I dont want to know really...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# you are right of course!
but this is b3ta, with all its trench humour goodness. facts never get in the way of a gag.
redress the balance.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:41, archived)
# ^^ This.
This kind of blatant homophobia is discusting.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:42, archived)
# oh behave yourself
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:48, archived)
# AIDSGAYBUMLOL!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:38, archived)
# I cry hax and lies,
any button making machine would break its own hinges in protest before making such an item.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:45, archived)