b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Monkey Movies » Message 7574799 (Thread)

[challenge entry] first b3ta post
Hello all
please be gentle im a b3ta virgin.



From the Monkey Movies challenge. See all 399 entries (closed)

(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:26, archived)
# b3ta virgin eh?
Nicely shopped - check
Decent filesize - check
Attention to detail - check
Username - Pfft!

Welcome, you're ours now!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# ^this^
& Woo!
even though I think this compo is shit and hate it all. I feel that I must make you feel welcome.
P.S. Watch them /talk people, they do not take nicely to noobs (or anyone out of their "clique" for that matter)
P.P.S. Your work productivity and social interaction at home will only plummet from here on in;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Good advice
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# guess what?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# You got a job?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# no,
the capatin here works with me!
he's not here right now because he's gone to ultrasound..
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# He's a FUHL?
Excellent!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# get your badge ready for when he gets back!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# It's ready and waiting!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# badgnidge
So ives tells me that you may av a lil summin for a fellow fuhl ;o).....
please.....
(Rear Admiral Pennis ponders...., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:38, archived)
# Ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Ning mate!
Fucking windy innit!?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Yeah too right!
A good day to stay indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:44, archived)
# That only seems to happen on a good day!
DAMN IRONY!
(or whatever Alanis calls it;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 11:03, archived)
# Huzzah!
You'll never leave, etc
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# woo!
welcome to b3ta...you'll never leave!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:27, archived)
# welcome
and woo also :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# hahaha I love this one
it's the award that does it for me!

Welcome!
Chair a kitten, pull a shop!

You'll never leave
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ^that
it's all in the details
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# virgin eh?
*bum rapes savagely*
and woo to the pic!



(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Ooh...
Well shopped. AND a banana trophy.

You get a Woo, a Yay, and I'LL pull you up a kitten to sit on in a shop.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:28, archived)
# ace
welcome sir

pullover mittens
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:29, archived)
# Hello and welcome to B3ta
Please don't do such a good first post in future, it makes the rest of us look bad.

Ta.
(Pachey, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:30, archived)
# ignore her
make your next first post better than this first post, but be sure to make the first post prior to your last post so good that it is instantly front paged.
welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:42, archived)
# Very Woo
for first go!

More of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *grooms*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# leave him alone!!
he's mine!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# :)
Nice 1st post!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *checks usual list*
looks good to me.

Welcome!
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# pfft!
woo, and a big hearty welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 4 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)