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# !Viva la Pediatrician!


1st post.
(Toast Master, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:32, archived)
# Lies!
see
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# she's got no....
how does she....

(the words 'oxygen supply' and 'breathe' should not be inserted here for comedic effect)

welcome, new person!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# *inserts*
'Ning chap!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# 'ning
*goes back to lurking*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Come back!
*chases*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# here!!
try the net again!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# alright n00b
;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# i yam in ur boot
leaving trace fibers and hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# *comedy trombone*
'ning sir!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# that's not a trombone
and you shouldn't have it out in public.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Foiled again!

/edit: I do like the September page on the calendar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# you'll never convince people it's a meat pie just by wrapping it in foil.

trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# Sounds like you're talking from experience
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# it's all lies, i tells ya
and those photographs are fake.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:16, archived)
# crikey
no wonder they can't find her

*welcomes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:34, archived)
# is maddie the b3ta longest running joke yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:36, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# what is then?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:41, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# the quo?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# right. I rephrase that
Is maddie the most done-to-death (no pun intended, this time) joke in the history of b3ta yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:49, archived)
# elvis's levis
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:51, archived)
# nah, that's a quick fad
there were maybe 15 of those in total.

Maddie has been going on since may, with an average of 4* posts a day.
That makes about 500 posts!


*this number absolutely made up
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:57, archived)
# haha, i was only being obtuse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# I didn't look at it from that angle
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:01, archived)
# you're a cute one
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:10, archived)
# :D well thank you!
that is true only to a certain degree though.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:14, archived)
# dunno
but for starters gary glitter and brian peppers are a lot older, and there are plenty older than them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# i'm so tired that this made my brain start trying to work out which was older
sex or disease.

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# those are good candidates
probably glitter and peppers kidnapped her.
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)
# Not yet

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Can I get 2 in Man United colours?
because my original ones got a bit wet, and then a bit burnt, and somewhere along the line a bit sexually abused (possibly)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahaha

christ
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Yeah, I felt a bit wrong typing that
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Ian Huntley killed the internet
But he didn't mean it
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:59, archived)
# now this one at leat is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:43, archived)
# Nicey!
Welcome, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:37, archived)
# Welcome
come on
stop dressing her up & hand her in

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
Sick monkey, yoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:39, archived)
# I'm in that sort of mood today
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# Maddie was assasinated by the US government?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:40, archived)
# more
that she's become iconic
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:45, archived)
# croeso i b3ta
tynnu yn chadair
siopa yn cath fair
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:46, archived)
# mm, cath fair.
*wins cathfish*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:48, archived)
# Tell me more of this Welsh business
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:50, archived)
# My one word of Welsh:
Araf.

Comes from having a job a couple of years ago that involved driving around Clywd once a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:54, archived)
# is it Welsh for "Get the fuck out of my way boyo, emergency Tampax delivery!"?
or other unfunny contrived nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:56, archived)
# Language means what it means to you.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 10:58, archived)