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[challenge entry] Oooooooooooooooooh it's tenuous,
but i'll shoehorn it into the compo because the guidelines are deliberatley lax anyhoo


Just wanna point out, that i don't think i made the presley bit......i honestly can't remember, i just know I hated this bandwagon with a vengeance.

if people really hate the post then please feel free to use it as a Pea-thread

From the Elvis challenge. See all 427 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:56, archived)
# YOU JUST NEED MORE COMPUTER LOVE.
SHOOBY DOOBY DOO-WOP.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# i do........i really really do......
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
#
COMPUTER LOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# when i press the special key, it lays a little melody
*is aware that that's a different song*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# I saw them on that tour.....25 years ago.
*hangs head in shame*

Edit: head self
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:10, archived)
# *cuts down and hugs*
*doesn't remind him that I wasn't around 25 years ago...*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# ^ and this is why you are such a splendid person.
Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# I am very splendid
'Ning - have I got to keep a watch on you?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Nah...I'm ok really.
The other half finally moved out her stuff... flat seems kind of empty now :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# Aw hun *hugs really hard*
How you coping?
You coming to IVV's bash?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Bit up and down....it's difficult trying to come to terms with it all.
Re: IVV's bash, I may well do, it depends if the flat is sold by then. If it has, I will.

Edit: But, judging from the state of the housing market, this may not be a forgone conclusion.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# TAKE A DUMP IN THE CORNER, JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.
IF YOU'VE FALLEN OFF A CLIFF, TRY FLYING. THERE'S NOTHING TO LOSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Ever need to just have a rant
Just gaz me - can help get it out of the system. Hope to see you in Blackpool then!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# *hugs*
Thanks, hun.

:)

*stiff upper lip*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# THAT MEANS YOU CAN TAKE A DUMP IN THE CORNER AND IT WILL BE AT LEAST AN HOUR BEFORE YOU NOTICE THE SMELL.
TRUST ME, IT'S A GOOD THING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# I appreciate you pointing out the upside. :)
Of course, it also means buying a SERIOUSLY FUCK-OFF NEW TV!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# FUCK YES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME SHE DID THAT THING.
HEY EVERYONE, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT? IT WAS DISGUSTING!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Yes it was....
I video'ed the entire thing.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Now available for download
From trellydoesnaughtythings.com
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# But when you did that thing with the turkey, the stopwatch and the bible...
I mean honestly, what was that all about?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# That was just the starter
Did you miss the second half?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# With the fire extinguisher, the glowsticks and the X-ray machine?
I couldn't handle it once the thalidomide dwarves started smearing themselves with shit.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:26, archived)
# why?
i'm jealous
i'd love to have been there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# :)
More from the 25 years ago side of things really.

they were actually very good, and remarkably loud as well
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:28, archived)
# I need to buy some more cheese
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# I need to buy tobacco
urgently

but it's cold out
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# grow some
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Homegrown tobacco is remarkably unpleasant to smoke.
I speak from experience.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# I believe you
having never smoked ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# It's really, really fucking disgusting.
It makes me wonder how people ever started smoking tobacco.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Purely because they thought they'd look kickass
with a ciggy in their mouths
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:22, archived)
# It's that Aztec James Dean's fault.
FUCKING AZTEC JAMES DEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Someone needs to shop and animate this immediately
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:25, archived)
# yes, this^
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:27, archived)
# not me though

/too busy and important blog
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:29, archived)
# same here
apart from the important bit
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Me either
/On fourth beer and probably couldn't do it sober blog.

Actually, I think I will make a blog about being on the fourth beer and probably not being able to do it sober.

Surely it beats that time I made a /breakfast blog
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Here we go:
on4thbeerandprobablycouldntdoitsober.blogspot.com/

Don't ever say that I don't follow things through.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Meh...it's not loading
the blog's had too many beers

/edit: there it is! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 13:00, archived)
# I just ate a 2-inch thick steak.
I FEEL ALIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7625220 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# SURPRISE BITCH!
UNEXPECTED HORSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# PEOPLE HAVE STOPPED REFRESHING AGAIN.
THE INTERNET IS BECOMING FAT AND LETHARGIC BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T F5 ENOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY WHORE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Braw!
With chips?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# WITH NOTHING ELSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# that's not just beautiful
it's beautious!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:18, archived)
# GOD I WANT THIS NOW
*leaps out of sleeping bag and runs to tobacco and steak emporium*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:04, archived)
# If that place sold booze, drugs and had hot chicks at the registers,
I'd never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# i haven't had anything since a packet of noodles last night...
i can barely keep my eyes open.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# FOOD IS A GOOD SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM
FAILING THAT, SOME LOVELY WAKE-UP DRUGS.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Yay, a pearoast thread





(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:00, archived)
# haha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# hahaha badum-tish!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Haha!
That's awful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Mrswoodbine told it to me,
I thought it was quite funny, ashally.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# *spaaaaaaaang*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:02, archived)
# haha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# STEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAKSTEAK.
EIGHT STEAKS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# hahaha
like it
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Pfffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:32, archived)
# Why's he asking her anyway?
Looks like a self-serve bar to me
(I helped save b3ta! 2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:43, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# when's this out?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# next summer, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Hahhahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# I'd like to celebrate 70 years of the Broons with this Pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# jings!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# haha BRAW!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# haha!!
anymore of those?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# yes


edit/ or the whole little collection here
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha
family friendly comics are always so ripe for utter abuse

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Haha, dear lord
You are an ill man, waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# you need to do more of these
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:06, archived)
# I pretty much ran out of source pics
and never got around to scanning some out of my old annuals
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# aye
good to see the old family traditions still going on
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas anyway!


Forgot bout this one

:D

/re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:03, archived)
# nice work,
although the mouth is a little gammy.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I did update it here
b3ta.com/board/7608411

But not the mouth

thought I'd chuck this one in too
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I am eating roast chicken flavoured crisps
in a sandwich, it's yummy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:05, archived)
# mmmmm
Crisp sangers ftw
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:09, archived)
# all eated now
was good :D

hopefully this will take my mind of dindins as I got no idea what to have
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:12, archived)
# I'm starving
but I have a 5 pack of biccies here I can munch on

Mango creams?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I'm not nearly excited enough
for a man go creams incident

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:15, archived)
# I honestly don't get this
Ho hum. Have some pretentious photography anyway

flickr.com/photos/sugarspunlovesyou/
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:19, archived)
# Lully, tah!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:24, archived)
# hehe, I remember this
back when the bandwagon was FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 12:20, archived)