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[challenge entry] ELVIS

Hello! Long time, no competition! (Oh, and Nutella).

From the Elvis challenge. See all 427 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Sure sure
and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Ahh food with eyes
Its been some time...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:27, archived)
# marvelous Caroline
and wb. That is a stunning Elvis, I hope that wins. I bet he tasted good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Mmmm nutty fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:28, archived)
# *nibbles*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:32, archived)
# woo
that's an impressive chocoquiff he's got there
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# winrar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# no dirty sanchez for me please
woo!
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:33, archived)
# thumb?
bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Hehe!
How many times did you suck your thumb and start again?
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:42, archived)
# You won't believe me...
... but I actually just wanted a thumbful of Nutella and it came out like that!
I looked at it, mouth agape, and thought 'Say, isn't the b3ta compo 'Elvis' this week?'
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:45, archived)
# "I actually just wanted a thumbful of Nutella"
And you stuck it in the fucking jar?

What's wrong with you woman?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Absolutely nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# Yeah yeah!
I bet there is an empty jar next to you and chocolate all over your mouth :)
It's impossible to just have a tiny bit of Nutella
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# It's a sexy mental image, I grant you, but it didn't happen!
Though you're right about Nutella, it is rather addictive! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:11, archived)
# woosome indeed
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:48, archived)
# Pretty damn cool! How about you?
I start my final year of Uni tomorrow. God help me!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# nutella... its like squirrel poo
a nut in every bite
Woo for thumbs! the oposabible digit! (and in my case double jointed!)

TJ : anyone know where i can buy a cheap pc without crappy vista on it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Hmm
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6144782.stm
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:54, archived)
# hmm, i want xp but not vista...
vista isn't suitable for anything below 1gb - and everything comes with it now... facking bollards! i tell thee now!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# The EULA ought to let you claim a refund for not installing Vista, regardless of what you put on it afterwards.
Vista's extreme interference with hardware (and bizarre demands placed on hardware manufacturers as a consequence, which will increase prices), of no value to the user, creating possible incompatibilities and crashes and deliberate disabling of hardware and degradations of image quality, just to prevent the possible watching of pirated DVDs, is what makes me hate it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:00, archived)
# yea but but but
then i gotta buy xp - which is stupid amount (unless im looking at the wrong thing?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Oh, you want somewhere that will still sell pre-installed XP for about £50 mark-up.
I don't know. Maybe Microsoft don't allow it any more. I mean they only allow this sort of deal to promote their operating system, and why would they want to promote the old version rather than Vista?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:12, archived)
# dunno.
but wherever it comes from just get them to reformat it and load something else.
edit/ also woo to nutty thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:55, archived)
# i was looking at ebuyer.co.uk
then again i awlways do cos its normally the cheapest... but i do not want vista!
edit: i'm quite capable of formating... but i doubt they'll install an alternative just for me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Hehe
Hullo lovely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Yo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:52, archived)
# I cannot say anything more than
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Hahaha
You daft so and so

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:07, archived)
# Best reply!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:08, archived)
# hahaha!
Most excellent.

*licks ot off*

Now spread it elsewhere... :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Sep 2007, 21:23, archived)