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# This is bollocks!

I'm off to bed.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Stick it to the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:54, archived)
# CAKIE HAET COMPO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 1:56, archived)
# As a person who doesn't listen to music
or read the music press.
I have no idea who this woman is anyway.
She looks dreadful.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Yeah, I've got fuck all idea either.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:06, archived)
# I saw her on Never Mind The Buzzcocks
what a fucking numpty she was
how anyone can give her the time of day, let alone a fucking record contract is beyond me
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:15, archived)
# I've been watching the last few series all day
Donny Tourette should be brought on every show, for pure comedy value.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:50, archived)
# And having re-watched that episode
I have concluded that she has shaped her hair around a basketball.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:43, archived)
# !
i don't like what she does, much, but i don't find her hateful or unoriginal. she's actually a relief from the crap pop that is all over the place. and, she had the dap kings as her studio band for a record, which is about as far from crap as one can get. as for not hearing about her, the best reply to that is:she's never heard of you, either (paraphrasing standard indie rock retort).

and as far as crap challenges go, we've just had the most idiotic of all (elvis) and a perectly good one ruined by stupid entries (AIDS). in light of that, screw the challenges - post funny/good pics and if you happen to have a good idea that makes sense for the compo, click the little box. or don't.

/ranty rant.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:47, archived)
# ^THIS^
I just love when challenges pretty much exclude anyone from other countries aside from England.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:56, archived)
# Aside from England?
Indonesia is working on one as we speak!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:14, archived)
# She does the weather
on the telly.
(RIS, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Snow followed by beer and howling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:09, archived)
# yES
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Agreed. She is totally unknown outside of a handful...
...of people anywhere else on the planet. And no one wants to change that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:14, archived)
# this week's compo should be scrapped
in favour of shopping someone good, like Brian Blessed

why is it when we get compo challenges about people, a lot of the time they're about fuckwitted/horrible/hated people? (the Elvis one wasn't bad)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:18, archived)
# I dont know who the fuck that guy is either!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:57, archived)
# aye
what a shit challenge again!

and I will avoid the main board for ANOTHER week because no doubt i'll see her drug stained face over and over.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:24, archived)
# perhaps a new "Ignore" button should be introduced
one to ignore challenge posts - that way if you hate the compo you can put those posts on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Been mentioned and requested many times.
I'd rather see some challenges other than,
"Some tabloid idiot, ain't they funny?"
Or at least a full ban on anything to do with movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:29, archived)
# she's actually made a bit of a stamp in the U.S.
after britney and paris, i think americans are relieved to have a pop singer who doesn't attempt to hide her raunchy ridiculous lifestyle. that makes it okay.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Call me when she makes Comcast's play list.
Not. It's just Rupert's bunch cross selling what they can.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:05, archived)
# probably true
i dunno, i'd heard her name dozens of times from different people before i actually went out of my way to find out who she was (and read a pretty good article about her in "Spin")

before that, i thought her name sounded like a meek female singer-songwriter with brown hair.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:15, archived)
# What the hell more do you want?
More "If the world were..." more "What about animals that...?" I'm tired of people bitching about each and every compo. Some are shit, but making fun of a ghastly looking celebrity is more inspiring than "Monkey Movies!"
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 2:59, archived)
# No more movies, for a year or two.
Knowing that next week's will of course
be "'Aliens' the movie, ain't it funny?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:08, archived)
# I want the nature of the compo to change or for it to die
it's just institutionalized bandwagonning now. It's obviously tired and needs to evolve or die.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:20, archived)
# every compo is shit blah blah blah
If it's so disturbing to you, just ignore it and post whatever you want. Whingeing is pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:42, archived)
# WHINGEING IS FUN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:59, archived)
# I'd love to ignore the compos, but it's a bit hard when the board gets flooded.
The elvis compo was quite fun, they're not all shit.

It would be nice to have a 'hide compo entries' button though. God knows it's been requested enough times.
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:33, archived)
# new compo rule:
when a person here complains about the current compo, he or she must link to the compo suggestions he or she has made. th online posters will then vote on whether these ideas are better, and if not, the complainer must eat yak turds and post video proof on youtube.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 7:52, archived)