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# Nice little fella!


Edit: There was a full image of this without the text, which is what I'd just grabbed the code for, but I can't find the other one.
You get the idea anyway :p

(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Hello you.
TJ: I'm looking for the site which turns posters into A4 sizes so that I can print them - anyone remember?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# rasterbator.com?
Yes I know it's for making small pictures huge but does it work the other way round too?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# Sorry, it takes an image and turns it into sections, each A4 in size.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# then kenny is correct
it is the rastabator you need.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Yes, he was,
thank you all.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Wotcha mister
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Well?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# making a huge picture of your face?..ya cock!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# You could try
www.rsizr.com
You'd have to input the size yourself, I don't think there's an A4 setting.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Or get laser hair removal.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# Hahah, yeah
Will you gaz me your porn site link? I couldn't find a link to it when I looked earlier
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:20, archived)
# *already knows it*
*has a memory like an elephant*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# who's the other
b3tan who runs a porn site?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha!
'lo mum!
*sonhugs*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# 'lo son!
Gotta disapear in a min, just found out that my cheap skate landlord wont pay for a skip to shift rubbish from his own house, when it would benefit him! so I'm going to have to take a few trips to the tip
I fear for my shiny car :(
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Bah!
Don't knock yourself out babe we can go tomorrow...

With all the chavs and pikeys O_o
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# what a bastardo!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# ^ this
We're doing him a fucking favour too.

*glares in general direction of Derby*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# *shifts uncomfortably*
I'm getting the weirdest feeling of being watched...
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I'm not glaring at you!
I'm glaring at our cheapskate landlord and his crappy tv aerial!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Hahahah

Funny cos it's true
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# you not looking to buy at all?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Mary Had A Little Lamb
She got twelve months inside
She never had another lamb
No matter how much she tried
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:17, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Mary Had a Little Lamb
it leapt in bounds and hops
one day it gamboled on the road
and finished up as chops
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked it's little cunt head in.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Cor!
*would*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:18, archived)
# 'LO POPS!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:19, archived)
# Alreet son?
*ruffles hair*

*gets splinter*

I'm sorry I grounded you earlier I was a bit grumpy. You're not grounded any more you can go out and play with your friends tonight.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# no!
you want me in i'll stay in!!
ALL WEEKEND!

*storms off*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:22, archived)
# ALL weekend?
Oh shit.

You sure you don't want to go out? Here's 20p and everything!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Come on ives, I'll look after you
Mummy and daddy need some alone time
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# *frantically packs*
ready!
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Got everything?
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# *puts pj's on ready for a weekend of nothing*
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Rather like the off-centered-ness of it.
And, um, a good lesson to be learned by all.
Thanks.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)