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(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:23, archived)
# clockwork arse?
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:24, archived)
# arseclock work!!
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# wrseclock aork
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# A COCK KERR SLOW
edit hahahahah best anagram
SLACK COWORKER
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# pfft
my first thought was 'cog bum'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Bog cum?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# yes
which for some reason made do a coffee-down-nose type thing
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:26, archived)
# I need an exceptionally cool gift for a 30 year old male for under £80
(or there abouts) what do people suggest?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# His twenties back
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ^ that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Hahaaa
*actual office LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I have 28 days left of mine
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# But we will be there to comfort you!
*comforts*

(Good game btw)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# up for another thrashing?
/if not, scrabulous?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Oooh we should have a threesome
of Scrabulous
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# hahaha
/that writing was just not small enough to sound convincing ;)

I am quite lucky at the ol' Scrabblearse apparently, just ask freebs and Mrs. T
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Yes - bastard
*mutters*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I wish they'd update my scores...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I'm just proud of the fact I'm the only one who's beaten you....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
# so far...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Freebs is trashing my pants at Scrabulous
He started with a bingo :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# We've come to the conclusion that Archie cheats
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# I do NOT, I've just played a few times...
/Freebs is an excellent tactical player though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Says the luckiest arse IN THE WORLD
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# it's not just my arse that's lucky...
/to be fair, I've played a in a few small games/tournaments at Uni, and I do enjoy playing it every now and then :)
haven't played it 'properly' (on a board) in a good while now though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Yay!
I'm enjoying it so far too :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahaha
So true...
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:40, archived)
# lager
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# remote controlled something
robot or helicopter or bike or dog
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# That's the way I am going,
but I can't think what?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Tried firebox?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Fried tirebox?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# waste of cash
used for a day.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# That's what 30ths are for.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# ok get him a toy then!
see if i care.
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# absolutely
a big box of mechano and a motor
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Anything from Howies
.
(Scat Tevens, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# 30, not 17
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7734074
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:30, archived)
# His wife is chipping in, so no.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Track-day, Zorbing, RC Dragonfly, 30yr old scotch
pipe n slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# ooooh
i want to do zorbing - it looks ace
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# zorbing made me sick on me..
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I have a 30 YO scotch and I smoke a pipe
I do not wear slippers - EVER! It enough of a pain having to wear clothes outside of the house I'm not going to do it when I'm in the house...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:01, archived)
# bungee jumping
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Those are £20 at a shop I go past on Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)
# even better
then get a flash cartige to play all of the games for free (if you dont mind breaking the law)

(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:44, archived)
# I have both of these things.
With lots of Final Fantasy games.

Might download some Zelda..
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# phantom hourglass
very good. if you have DS also
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:09, archived)
# £79.99 in cash
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# something from here maybe
www.firebox.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:33, archived)
# they do have some very cool toys there
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# i still like this
www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=admin&action=contact
scroll down
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# ooooh grant
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:46, archived)
#
www.firebox.com/product/1912?src_t=wnw
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:48, archived)
# or IWOOT
www.iwantoneofthose.com/
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:37, archived)
# or from here
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses


80 pounds would be about right.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Tickets to a cool gig
and an offer of babysitting if appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# haha
'if appropriate'
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Not if you're Kate McCann, then.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:35, archived)
# He might not have babies is what I meant.
Tsk! :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# VERITY!
Hello!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# DAYVE!
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:45, archived)
# "i got this nice couple to do it. they live in leicester"
both doctors
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:36, archived)
# a blowjob
and only charge £20
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:38, archived)
# A gold plated poo
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:41, archived)
# THINKGEEK IS YOUR FRIEND
www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/991e/?cpg=60T
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:51, archived)
# come on --
that's the best T Shirt EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# Nicely printed "blowjob" vouchers?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Get a Hydro Fly.
here you go (watch the video)

It's for you really, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:53, archived)
# pah
THIS:

stream.tvgmedia.com/trailers/gadgets/freestyle/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Reaching 30 is about sitting down more
not bouncing about like kangaroo with its bollocks on fire.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:02, archived)
# when I reach 30 I want firy bollocks
when if
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)
# Mine was cog pants
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:27, archived)
# Mine too
*worries about mindpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# THESE ARE PAINFULLY SHIT!
but the quality of the shoppage is ok, mind
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Gelly?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:25, archived)
# close
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:29, archived)
# (_x_)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:28, archived)
# whatwhatwhat?
i dunno. but it's brilliant anyway
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ancient pea :)
I also am not aware of the function this device provides
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:32, archived)
# get your butt into gear?
get your gut into beer?

BUMCOGS?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:47, archived)
# BEER GUT silly
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:49, archived)
# *fails*
:(
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:50, archived)
# *joins*
:((
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 15:56, archived)
# nicely shopped, mind.
*offers biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 25 Oct 2007, 16:05, archived)