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# Bye-bye bank balance..(Click for full size)
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Edit: Hooray!
(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# This is class.
88
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# If this was a decent size it could have made it to the front page
It's so true it's funny

edit: You need to be able to see what it is at 280 pixels wide so a bit of shifting is needed. Pretend you were looking at Mininova on a mobile phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# ^this
make a 280px wide version and link to the full size one.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Something like this. You can use this if you like.

click for full
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Cheers
Thanks a lot! I've not posted on here in aaaages so I've forgotten the etiquette.
(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Damn... Spent to long on this resize effort!


Original image is hilarious though!
(I helped save b3ta! SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Oh....
Thanks though, I appreciate you helping :)
(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I'd be worried using a torrent site...
and searching using the word "child" =S
(jothemofo, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:47, archived)
# Aaahahaha!!!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)
# aww my RIS crispes have gone all soggy
what you say?
sorry but am i missing the joke here? i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# here, love
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7103566.stm
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# ok...
i got that bit... missing cd
whats all that picture about then?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# they contain child benefit records
and bank details

and the government's fucked up and lost them
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# but it's perfectly safe
because they said so! and they'd never lie about something worth potentially billions in theft :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# until someone from a mysterious bank calls up someone on the disc
and asks for the account number.

you know at least one fool will do this.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# oh
why have that kind of information on a cd? :-s
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# so that it can be lost
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# a hard drive would be more of a sensible idea.
or a memory stick.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)
# what happened to good ol writing things down eh?
stupid bloody techonoglogy!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)
# they tried that
but they lost their biros
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# lol
i use a burnt stick and reeds
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)
# but then they would steal the reeds.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)
#
burn the witches!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# No-one said they were CDs
They just call them 'discs' I think. So they could be DVDs or harddrives. Either way, they were unencrypted, accessible to a 'junior official' (apparently, since it is a 'junior official' who is being blamed for having done this) and sent by unrecorded delivery. Password protected, so they say, but personally I'm assuming the password is 'Password'....
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
top stuff, and so bloody true!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha

Bonk



I have laughed my head off.*




*May not be true, but your post is still very funny
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I looked.
I RISed.
I loaded bbc news.
I lol'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:41, archived)
# explain please
or /link :)
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# ok ignore that...
thank you headdoctor...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:45, archived)
# you are welcome
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# "I loaded bbc news" wasn't enough info for you to figure out how to de-RIS? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# :(
i'm having a dull day *cries and hides under a blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# awww
try think of ponies
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# why try to think...
WHEN YOU HAVE THIS!!!
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:52, archived)
# dammit i clicked that even though it was purple
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)
# dats a pritiy song
(waxdart hello., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)
# this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# You seriously
need to get that down to 280px wide.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:44, archived)
# woo!
280px wide!
FP worthy!
you practically have it in the bag!

MODS! GET THIS ON THE FP NOW
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)
# this mod says
the 280px rule means "make it readable at 280px" not just resize it - the fp images should be enjoyed without clicking. sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# aww, poo.
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)
# Does that...
look better? Haha sorry, this reeks of desperation!
(Murray_H, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:10, archived)
# How 'bout now, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:11, archived)
# oi
onion
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:14, archived)
# haha
class
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:00, archived)
# the leechers and seeds sections
made me the lol.

this is good :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_man361 bffwaarghhl, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# ace
super dooper ace!
(peripheral squirrel squeezin' teabags since, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I love this,
most predictable front page ever and well deserved too.

Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Nice one
I don't know why the fuck they were using bloody CD's, in this age of DVD, Blu-Ray, and super high-speed downloads.
(The Entity Remembered his login details on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Quality.
Have thyself a click. It's funny because it's civil liberties being pissed upon!
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Hahaha :D
* opens utorrent *
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)
# Pfffft
Front page well deserved. I was thinking while watching the news earlier, how long will it be before this happens... frankly, it's what I'd do if I found the disks!
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Superb!
*torrents Buba the Love Sponge*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:25, archived)
# *giggle* and, conspiracy time!
I can't help thinking that if I wanted to really fuck the ID card plans over, I would make good and sure that the stupidest person working for HM govt. put some very sensitive data on some CDs and then got them lost. Cue outrage, resignations, pompous posturing and wemustmakesurethisNEVERHAPPENSAGAIN triteness...and also a really, REALLY good argument for not introducing ID cards, that everyone can grasp. I really hope that someone out there is clever enough to have planned this, because if it was just stupidity, well, that would be a bit depressing, wouldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Woo!
I liked their early stuff but I haven't downloaded Child Benefit Data's latest double CD album yet..
(cheesy_peas, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)