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# New Album - Out Now


Nice - one comment. Glad I bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 11:59, archived)
# LOL
edit: TO COLLAGE wwwwooooooooossssssssssssh
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Haha
This doesn't deserve it's own thread:


A little bit of Private Eye style po-lol-itics
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Honestly - It does deserve it's own thread
Woo, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# i like how mcclaren
merges into both images.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Yes, it's excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# He is
a man of many talents
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I've just noticed a seeming
family resemblance there, are they by any chance related?

I think we should be told...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Come to think of it
Has anyone ever seen them in the same place? Maybe they're the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# They're in the same place up ^there^
can you not see how Steves shoulder intrudes into the frame of Ians pic?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:11, archived)
# God i hate football
its a game you bunch of fucking kids
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:04, archived)
# This, with added 'play nicely now'
(Northern Lovely, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# I agree,
but I'm not sure where the under-age orgy comes into it. Perhaps because I'm not a priest.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# LOL BECAUZ U DONT LIEK IT NO 1 ELSE IZ ALLOWED LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# THIS IS TRUE
I WILL BLOG ABOUT THIS LATERZ!1111
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)
# That's not fair though
McClaren's job was to make sure England qualified
whereas Blair isn't in charge of making sure people don't get sho--- ah.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:05, archived)
# to be fair
Sir Ian Blair (as far as I know) didn't tell the armed police what tactics to use, he's just the man at the top that signs bits of paper. Whereas McClaren was the one actually telling the team how to play.
I could be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:06, archived)
# ^This
Same goes for Alistair Darling in the whole missing CD thing. Just because some junior civil servant saves money by not getting it couriered...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:08, archived)
# I was going to add that
Surely we should be stringing up the twat that thought popping it in a brown envelope with a first class stamp on would work.

We shouldn't be mocking Darling for that, we should be mocking him for his funny name and eyebrow/hair combo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I believe they're currently in
"a secure location"

lest the parents of the United Kingdom find out who they are.

I noticed the Tories calling for Gordon Brown to admit his guilt as well... :/
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:12, archived)
# This is not strictly true.
It's really the IT system and the policies for using it that were to blame; it's obviously not the first time some civil servant didn't follow procedures.
Obviously the bosses there don't care how insecure their systems and policies are, and it's Mr. Darling's job to get them to care. So he failed to do that, and he's therefore culpable.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Well, it went in the internal mail did it not?
My sis used to be a fairly high up civil servant and said she's enver known anything to go missing in the internal mail...

It's all a bit fishy if you ask me. Which you didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:21, archived)
# Yeah,
but they shouldn't need to burn stuff to CD. The issue is, their database is centralised. Obviously they need to share that data with places around the country, but the system has no encrypted data connections anywhere else. So they obviously tend to just email or post the bank accounts of all the people in the country to other places. I'm sure this instance isn't the fist time they've done this; it surely happens all the time because they don't have much choice.
The bosses do know about the insecure system, as does Mr. Darling if he has any competence at his job. So his failure is not to have instigated a drive to improve the security.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Surely the fault of the head of IT??
Unless they don't have one, in which case that's a very serious oversight indeed...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Procedure?
I would be astonished if the procedure specified encryption, trusting instead the courier not to lose/steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Ah but with a courier it's traceable isn't it...
someone has to sign for it at the other end, and they can trace who's had the package at any one point...

The REAL cock up is taking several weeks to notice there was something wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)
# ^ Not this
Whoever made and stuck with the decision to cut funding, staffing, checking procedures and training is to blame.

That's the ex-Chancellor, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 13:16, archived)
# While you're at it
Why is Darling still in a job?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Ha!
That Ian Blair!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
that's a fantastic image
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:46, archived)
# innocent?
not quite my friend!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)