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# Maybe I should start giving these guys names...

...or maybe not.
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:09, archived)
# oh god spiders
(maninthespoon, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# did you send them?
the death spiders from above?
(maninthespoon, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Should I fake my orgasms?
/Airplane! 2 blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Genuflects.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Why the ambiguity?
er er?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# God Spiders?
Those are the worst kind of spiders!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Do they look like this?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:17, archived)
# AARGH!!
(maninthespoon, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:20, archived)
# omg its tubgirl all over again...
octotubgirl will poo in your dreams!
ARGH!
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I remember her!
www.flickr.com/photos/smoth/530996295/
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# pffft
lolled at your sig there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 22:16, archived)
# That's just about 'ultimate nightmare' territory for me :/
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I won't remind you of this then:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7104421.stm

Spdiers were once a tad larger as well..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Scorpions as such I don't have a massive problem with, I can (and have) got up reasonably close to them (albeit behind glass)
spiders however - any sort - just give me the creeps in a big way that freaks me out.
I've handled snakes, insects, bugs and all manner of other 'weird' creatures, but I can't do spiders, or get anywhere near them, without a form of panic attack taking over.
*gets the creeps now just thinking about them*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# One should never show signs of weakness on b3ta, as evil users can sometimes take advantage...
Not that i am such a person



*final pea
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I'm glad to hear it...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)
# This kind of thing happens when
I listen to Thriller
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# *does the Vincent Price laugh*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Some bloke walked into our offices quite a few years ago and put a matchbox on the counter whilst calmly stating there was a black widow inside
which it turned out there really was!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)
# I took this picture
in my girlfriend's garden.


click for big

Spiders freak me out at the best of times, but poisonous spiders really give me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)
# I instantly regretted clicking for big then
That really is quite an awesome find in a garden though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I don't know if I have a real fear of them
but i certainly have a healthy respect. I wasn't going to pick it up and play with it anyway,

Black widow web is pretty cool though - it's incredibly strong compared to normal spider web - it feels like strands of human hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Mine's a real fear, unfortunately, and quite an irrational one really.
I live next to a wooded area and large field, which in the summer attracts literally thousands of the buggers around the area and house.
I should be used to them - and to a degree, the tiny ones - I am. I just go really cold though and then freeze, very silly really, but
I guess it's healthy to be scared of something :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Yes
that would rattle me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)
# or it just had one big ass claw...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)
# I thought I would make this for you SkUG old bean.

Just because.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I don't understand...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:12, archived)
# fred and ted
ronnie and johnnie
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:13, archived)
# I blame Professor James Morratty and his nefarious scheming

(Thanks to cowjam for source)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:16, archived)
# Argraghrgaghh!
Curses!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)
# until I noticed the tache
I expected it to explain the position of the leonid meteor showers and what other wonders could be seen in the sky at night
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Like you
I to feel cheated
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Fixed.
Further up the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)
# pffftt...
I was getting dressed late one night Along came a spider and I got a fright
Oh I could not squash it flat No matter how I tried,
And when it looked me in the eye I ran away to hide...

I put on me Doctor Martin shoes A battle with the spider that I wasn't gonna loose
A kick from the left a kick from the right I was on the floor but I was alright
It was gonna be a long long night

Spiders in the dressing room
Spiders everywhere
Spider in the dressing room beware
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)
# hahah
:D

reminds me of

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 21:43, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)