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[challenge entry] Beachy Head. A favourite haunt for depressed horses :(

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# His fall appears to have been stopped by the sudden appearance of a puddle of jam...
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# Jamnation!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# heffster!!!
how things on your side of the world?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Cold, threatening rain
But otherwise delightful! How's your bad self?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# Were I at my computer at home...
...I probably would've posted a picture I made of one of a simplistically drawn character playing in a big jar of jam.

Edit: Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# If it was THAT simplistic,
then surely you could sketch it again for us right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# Perhaps...
...the surface tension of the jam was sufficient to drive the horse's legs right up into its body, killing it painfully and quite horribly in the process?
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# mmmm...
horse jam
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# As the tallest horse in the world...
you'd think he'd have more to live for!

Woo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# but.. but..
I love horses!
(etc)
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# if only there was a website for horse lovers such as yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# Try this!
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ace, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! bluemeat has been best of all the animals since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# Ha!!11
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# New Lloyds TSB advert FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)