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# So listening to Chris Moyles this morning led me to look at the photos on his site
and he pointed out this one which he said was a bit rubbish:

www.bbc.co.uk/radioassets/photos/2007/11/30/32603_2.jpg

So I made it betterer...



Still got Moyles in it but at least the pigeon looks better. BBC graphics department 0 b3ta 2 (here I am including Coast of Yemen's Goatse Olympics)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:34, archived)
# By default
any pic featuring Moyles is a bit rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# unless he features in the 'animal suicides' competition
we could class him with the animals, couldn't we? i don't feel comfortable with him being considered as a human
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I like 'im :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Moyles: Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:35, archived)
# Congrats!
First ever pic of yours I've hidden C]:0D


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Come on, you love Moyles as much as the next man*




* The next man being Doctor When.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:38, archived)
# ha ha ha.
*contacts de agostini with a partwork idea*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Don't know about you...
...but I really don't want whatever they're giving away on the cover.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# sweat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# unless it's a little bit of moyles that they cut off him every week
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:45, archived)
# Top shoppery there
I thought it was a real pic
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Wow,
just say your name and you appear. :D

Did you mean the original or mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# *lurks*
Yours, obviously :P
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Well I wasn't sure,
I did check for sarcasm tags but there were none to be found.

In that case, thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# Heh
I guess I ought to have 'sincere' tags
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# yeah. i got confused
top work
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# get back in your toybox, Mohammed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:39, archived)
# I think a great b3ta mini challenge would be
to go round to all toy shops in you local area and stick 'Hi, my name is Muhammed' stickers on all the teddy bears and then watch and photograph the ensuing panic as shop staff run around trying to peel them all off before a fatwa is issued on the shop owners.

All documented anonymously on the internet of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:43, archived)
# Yeah, that'd be ace
but it may lead to serious stuff unfortunately. Damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:47, archived)
# Hm, that gives me an idea
Namely, the one you just said.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# Feel free,
just don't mention me in any court case that may arise.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:51, archived)
# I can't stand this Moyles person.
And therefore anyone that likes him is wrong and sick, and should be whispered about while they're in the room.

This will be made law very, very soon now.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:37, archived)
# It's really only because
I can't stand commercial radio and can't be bothered with any other national radio station in the morning.

And yes, that includes Radio 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Someone I work with just told me Jaffacakes
are called 'Jaffacakes' and not 'Jaffa biscuits' because it's a tax break
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)
# I've heard that before.
It's was at breakfast after the last Derby bash in fact.

Chunderbunny told us =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# I find facts like this full of intrigue
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# they were always called jaffa cakes, i think
but there was a court case ages ago to confirm that they were cakes, not biscuits. (and so exempt from vat or something? why are biscuits considered taxable, but cakes a non-taxable essential food?)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# biscuits are not taxable
but CHOCOLATE COVERED biscuits are a luxury item and hence are
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# ahh
it all makes a kind of sense
chocolate-covering is too much a part of many cakes for it to be considered additional luxury
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# And chocolate covered cake
isn't a luxury?

What about chocolate covered Kate? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# what about if the chocolate is on the inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:49, archived)
# and how much additional covering of something else
would you have to put on top of a chocolate covering for it no longer to be considered chocolate-covered?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:53, archived)
# It's a government conspiracy to destroy the biscuit industry
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:48, archived)
# i found this out from wikipedia this very week
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:44, archived)
# moyles can kiss my fez
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:42, archived)
# that's really fucking good.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:46, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:07, archived)