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# Well, it was my birthday yesterday so I done made a cake
This year's theme is Mario:



Or, in its natural habitat (for the nazis who demand photoshoppery basically):

(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# cakeshoppery
is just as desirable as photoshoppery
at least as far as i am concerned!

woo sir
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:51, archived)
# It's tastier, too!
Great cake, btw, Mr Thread-starter man.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Thanks
I did a jaffa cake last year and a TARDIS the year before. It's a bit weird making my own cake but it's a lot nicer than any of the shop bought stuff I've found.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# !!
A jaffa cake-cake; tell me more!
(mannitol, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Got the idea from Pimpthatsnack.com
It's been featured on here a few times. I was going through a bit of a jaffa cake fixation at the time. Came out a bit weird though. The jelly didn't stay put and made the chocolate taste of oranges even after it was peeled off.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# There's nothing wrong with chocolate that tastes of oranges
This is why Jaffa Cakes exist, after all.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:13, archived)
# Terry has a lot to answer for
...
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# *steals idea for the weekend*
:)
(mannitol, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Where's MY Goomba Shoe muthafuckaaaaaaa!?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I made a goatse angel cake for my cooking class at school :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:53, archived)
# You keep posting this
and I still can't see the goatse in it ._.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Right, it's an angel cake.
Which means that through the middle there's a huge hole.
I filled the hole with strawberries.
The strawberries either side are the hands, and I tried to put some chocolate on one for the ring, but it didn't go very well.
The strawberries at the bottom is the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:56, archived)
# It's a 3/10 at best
Mainly because I still could only just about visualise the goatse even after you explained it.


EDIT: Also, it looks more like you've taken strawberry jelly, spread some cream haphazardly on top, and then spunked across it repeatedly.

EDIT EDIT: Were you spunking at the thought of goatse? :p
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Well I had to keep it subtle,
because I know for a fact that the teacher has seen goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Did you look at it together, whilst spunking?
*ducks*
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# Soggy Spongecake?
/The Posh version of Soggy Biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)
# 'damp'
sounds that little bit more cultured.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# ^this
/there is no Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:03, archived)
# THE CAKE IS A LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:09, archived)
# you have a cooking class
LUCKY!

Rumour has it our food tech lessons were abandoned due to the teacher making Space cakes
(stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:06, archived)
# ADMIRABLE CAKERY!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:54, archived)
# Whoa! What a coincidence!
I made an almost identical cake just now! I don't have any pictures, though, because I lied about it, and it doesn't actually exist.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 19:59, archived)
# wrong board
b3ta.com/questions/liars/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:01, archived)
# HOW DO WE KNOW?
You could be lying about lying, and actually have made the cake. But then you'd be untrustworthy anyway. I wouldn't trust your cake.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:02, archived)
# nice
yum
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:00, archived)
# I don't think I've even seen the Nazis complain
when people have posted pictures of food especially cakes.

Cakes are good. Mkay?

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:05, archived)
# nice
I remember the first time I saw Mario, dodging flaming barrels from a huge gorilla.

/arcade nostalgia blog
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)
# How high can you try?

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:10, archived)
# cakes, even unphotoshopped ones,
fit in with the category of "things you've made", so i doubt they'll get nazi'd
happy birthday, and good caking
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:12, archived)
# It looks like it's made out of felt
so I hope it tastes nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 20:21, archived)