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# just a little titbit on being swallowed into a beta concentration camp
My official excuse is naivity. so bugger off.
heres one i actually made meself ELITISTS!!!!!

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(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:52, archived)
# 1. Hello again
2. Too big
3. b3ta is spelled with a "3"
4. Read the Faq please
5. ...
6. profit
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Urgh
I've spent enough time on 4chan now to think that I can't see the majority of the posts in a thread, and I'm surprised when the Reply button only reduces the number on screen :(
(askham, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I keep wanting images to be enlarged when I click them.
But it passes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# all guns blazing!
woo! keep it up!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:54, archived)
# If it's Ok with you
I won't bugger off.

A lot of us get severe bummings after our first posts. We laugh and move on.

I suggest you do too.

By the way still images really should be under 50kb.

I suggest you really do read the faq before posting again.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# it's not about elitism.
B3ta is for showcasing your wares, talent is not required. It is definitely not a place for posting 'look folks, I found this, ON THE INTERNET' because we have all seen it and some of us made it. Just please take the time to familiarise yourself with the faq and try and post within those guidelines and you will be welcome. Welcome anyway, you have been bummed by b3ta, it's happened to us all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# here
here
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)
# hear
hair
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# ear hair
eewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# hear
air

you heard!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# hare hare hee hiar hear
there really is nothing like a firm
carrot...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)
# where?
WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# there
.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)
# ahh
*enlightens self*
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Especially me.
By you. :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# yes
endorses this comment
(George W. Bush invading your country on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)
# I agree; talent is not required
and I should know! But by reading the rules, ignoring the cliquey groups and staying the hell out of /talk, I've made some friends here, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# You have talent
So nyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# you have indeed.
but then you have tits and that's always an advantage when needing friends ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Well I only have 2
and I'm not sure that's enough to go around. So hopefully it's more than that ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)
# more than enough for
a man of my humble tastes. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)
# naivity + faq = solution
PS it's here - www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)
# hey baby
more hollys on the board i see

the board is full of holly for christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Tis the season
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# i'm jolly
you?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# superawesomehappytimes
even if the photography I'm doing at the mo says othrwise
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:14, archived)
# indeed
looks like good shit
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)
# How utterly hatstand!
It's still a weeny bit too big, but not that much, and certainly a huge improvement. So you can stay.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:56, archived)
# After a mini-bumming
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Naturally :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I never got a mini-bumming :'(
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:00, archived)
# because
your first post was good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS!
YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER.

ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE BUTT SECKS.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# you're right, i don't remember what it was
but i do remember that yoyu got many impressed replies.

you never even asked for bumsecks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# he was too shy
go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# damn these anal virgins!
is a cock up the arse not good enough for them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Nobody said I hadn't been bummed before.
However, out of the b3tans, I've only had a quickie from micto.





But then who hasn't...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:20, archived)
# aaawwww
*dons strap-on*
*bums vigorously*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I don't think I did actually..
Because I didn't start a thread, it was just thrown into an existing one.

*runs off to the glassco.cx to check*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
# i could swear
you did
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I got two replies =]
One from heffrey, one from eagle.

I wasn't very creative in those day though
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)
# hmmm
i must be getting confused in my old age:)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Hmm.
I seem to remember replying to something of yours early on. Don't remember what it was specifically, but I remember thinking the kid has some talent. Let's see some more!

And holy crap, have we seen more!
kidding, MrPineapple! I love about 94.3% of what you make for us. And when I say I love it, I mean I love it HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)
# you're far too talented
we quietly despise you.

your day will come.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# You could always link to somebody else's work
That might help.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# *claims that every picture I posted was actually made by someone else*
*bends over and prepares*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Now, Mr Pineapple
Mr PineappleA bumming just isn't effective if the bummee is prepared.
There's just no fun in it at all.

Pull up your trousers and wait your turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# =[
*pulls up trousers and sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:19, archived)
# CRIMINY LADS
i was only kidding. thought this place was a bit more open minded then that.I shall read the faqs etc etc. jebus.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Ha, and mine was a fluffy response
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:02, archived)
# So was mine.
I'm sure she'll like it here, though :)
Most of us are a fluffy bunch anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# we're all
kittens, don't give up, it's the only way
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:07, archived)
# just
typing under the last response i see....shit im going to get flagellated again for that arent i??? foooooook.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Hahahaha, nah
It's the start of the month, b3ta must be on the blob
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:11, archived)
# les crimson tide
of snurfing.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:23, archived)
# no, you'll be fine now
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# we may be kittens
but abuse is purely for pleasure, keep going !
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:13, archived)
# this is some of the most constructive abuse i've seen in ages.
and fairly light on the fail images.

she's ours now, there's no escape. although agnes mcshite seems to have been true to her word and left the fold.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:18, archived)
# scroll down for a large penis
Aye, there no harm in taming the shrews
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:27, archived)
# you'll soon catch on
and then your life won't be your own :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:15, archived)
# now if you'd posted that first of all...
reception would've been a little bit better
welcome to b3ta. more of this stuff, less of the other thing
it's still a bit big, but i really haven't the energy after all that...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I'm sorry you feel that way.
Very rarely are anybodys' first posts their proudest moments. Just relax, hang out a bit, and get the feel of the place.

And not to get on a soapbox about it, but the FAQ suggests a still image size limit of 50k.

Welcome to b3ta. Pull up a kitten, shop a chair, you'll never want to leave...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I'm tired of
being here on this hill. No-one lives to be three hundred years. Like the way it used to be. I think they were giants.

Hurrah! Hurrah for wool shop fifties line managers
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I concur
with the pepperpot above.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# Hurrah, you're getting it.
It may well be elitism, but if you'd read the FAQ before hand, like it suggested when you signed up, it could've been avoided.

Best to put it behind us and enjoy some fun photoshops, I think.

Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)
# I'm going to bed.
*rubs temples*

I'm smashing Reservoir Dogs in the Dvd player if anyone fancy's it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:58, archived)
# bless ya heart
so near but...
this is good.

the site is hardly elitist, you'll find a lot of very funny original stuff that is bouncing around cyberspace originated here.
i even found one of mine, for the first time, on another site today and better still it was still tagged.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# congrats to you!
Most all of mine is too shite to go viral like that.

What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:03, archived)
# this
www.joe-ks.com/archives_mar2007/PolarBearParty.htm

it's hardly viral, i spotted it whilst searching google for more polar bear pics to make a repeat
my christmas version from last year is better i think
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/chillinchristmas10.gif
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Don't remember that
tis lovely though!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# it's still above the 50kb for non animations
*hides*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:59, archived)
# dance for me, new person
it's your initiation. honest. would i lie?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:06, archived)
# honest as the day is long Mr Spacefish is.
Of course, it's the shortest day of the year soon, but that's just a coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:10, archived)
# its so very american generic college humour, initiations.
should i run around wearing a toga anddrink some generic beer?
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:12, archived)
# only if you can manage it wearing a beattie costume,
with teh fear hanging out yer arse and shouting 'HI COCKALORUM' at strangers in Sainsburys. Yes, that works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)
# monkey beer is what you need
www.b3takit.co.uk/page4.htm

don't ask for i haven't a clue, but you'll see these memes cropping up from time to time.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:21, archived)
# aaah.
the great zeitgeist on tinterwebules.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:29, archived)
# i have no response to this.
mostly because i only recognise some of the words.

and i'm off to bed now so night,night holly69
and night,night b3ta, play nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:34, archived)
# holly 69
cunt.
(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:48, archived)
# we're not elitists...we're just better than you! ;)

honestly though...drop the attitude, pull up a kitten and make yourself at home
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:33, archived)