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# Why cats' breath smells...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:52, archived)
# eeewww
thats rimtastic.....

*mental note not to let the cat lick my hand anymore
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# cat's bum stinks worse than breath, says survey
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:53, archived)
# IT IS ALL OF THE SNOW OUTSIDE
What a fun day. I woke up and GMTV told me it would snow and that the trains were broken. THE SNOW NEWS WAS A GOOD ONE! The train news was inconsequential to me.

Cat arse visiting
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:54, archived)
# hurrah for snow
I find his modern song 'Informer' to be quite the thing
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Give me some of your snow.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Where are you?
I want snow. I wanted it to have done it last night, really, so I didn't have to come in today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Edinburgh
But snow in Edinburgh is shit. It's a strange kind of snow that refuses to stay anywhere, except on the roofs of cars, and perpaps in that half-square foot of shadow behind the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# But you've all got lovely accents to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hoots!
Och! etc.

Haggis, and all that
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# *falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# heheheh
I must be the only Scot with a West Country accent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Who lives in the shittiest place in the South.
\o/ you win!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# yay for me
I award myself these unattended Jaffa Cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# *opens mouth* cheep cheep cheep
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# *feeds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# it's supposed to do it down our way today
it never snows in Slough - any snow is melted on the way down by the curry fumes going the other way
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Well I'm in Tring all day
then back to Aylesbury tonight. Aylesbury does keep it's snow if it can- last year that big snow stayed around for AGES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# :) There's snow in Leeds.
It's almost settling a bit too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# That bodes well.
Tell it to come here please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# I'll have a word. I'll do it from inside though.
I just went to the market and it's fucking cold out there.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Well don't go there then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I wanted meat.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Kowalski?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# No, lamb
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# i would like to place an order for settled snow a approx 6am tommorow please
then i can while away my day on my sofa....huzar
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Snowed in on the Yorkshire moors
No work
All good
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# You lucky person, for so many reasons.
No work
Snow
Yorkshire Moors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# And
all good!
The All Good is the best bit
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# I'm insanely jealous.
Such a glorious part of the country to live in. If it's still lovely in 2040, I'm going to retire there.

Well, depending on political things. I might just say sod it and move to Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# If it
still exists. Global warming may have claimed it.
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# The down side is that
after a few days of being snowed in and digging
out sheep insanity quietly kicks in and the
villagers become recluse and hoard food.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Oh I'm not owning sheep.
Evil bloody things. Satan's wooly henchmen.

(it's the eyes)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Ha ha ha
This is true indeed...

But they're very stupid henchmen, even by henchmen standards...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# No sheep?
Outsider!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# and internets, don't forget.
snow + yorkshire moors + no internets = bad.

btw i thought you had a job, so much job you couldn't b3ta anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# This is true.
But there are reasons (not least the fact that I hate it here, and will do anything to get out) why I'm back on.

I'm looking for another job, somewhere where I get paid over 16 grand for a bloody hard dual role.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:03, archived)
# Erk :/
if it's any consolation, the longer you stick it out the easier it gets to later on keep doing the same thing somewhere else but for more moneys.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:08, archived)
# there should be a company staffed entirely by b3tans
it would be the best company ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:12, archived)
#
1. Staff company entirely with b3tans
2. ???
3. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:14, archived)
# snow news is good news.
is what channel 4 news should be re-named

no snow here sadly. just hail stones hitting my face on the walk into town. to make up for this i bought some alphabet fridge magnets. but they are a bit tesco value and dont stick to the fridge properly. oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# d a l th se t n s oo ik is?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# In Merkinland the news people are all
"It's too cold! LOL. But it'll be 80 next monday, that'll be fuckin sweet, r1te?"

Which makes me angry.

We are going to all be turned into man-bacon you wiffins. It's winter, it's SUPPOSED to be motherfucking cold.

The news caster was also cracking up while relating a story about a supermodel kiddnapping and torturing her boyfriend with a butcher knife.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:00, archived)
# Do you ever want to move?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)
# Yes
but I don't expect they'd be more inclined to listen to me telling them they're doing things wrong as a Frenchman or a Canadian.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:06, archived)
# They don't listen to us.
Move to Ingleterre, we've got Hovis and Argos.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# DAMN YOU SIR!!
i want snow!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# Nice - I've never seen snow fall!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I live in the Scottish Borders.....
.....and we are full of snow!! Which is a good thing, as there is not much else to entertain you in the wild Borders of Scotchland.
(JasperSinister is offering two tickets to the gun show, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:07, archived)
# that must be a very specialist site you've been looking at.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:55, archived)
#
catrim.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:56, archived)
# Hahaha
what the hell is that!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Whatever it is, I'm not clicking it...
'ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:58, archived)
# ning Brooms
'tis SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 10:59, archived)
# *clicks*
*is sickened*

There are some things a man should never see.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# There I was hoping for a nice bit of feline sexual intercourse,
and it was some kind of work-related website?
I am very disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:05, archived)
# That is just disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# SPONG!
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:01, archived)
# breathing through his ears!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:02, archived)
# that looks like mine
(CIan Soul has got the hang of teeth, but doesn't like peas, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 11:04, archived)