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# Noon, all.


Lunch penguin has the sniffles today, so he sent his replacement in.
Introducing, robo-penguin!

He's a little late though, those treads don't go too fast.

What did the replacement lunch penguin bring you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Awesome :D
So far? 2 chunky kitkats & a cuppa tea (sorry Captain :( )

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# There's something wrong about chunky kitkats
But then I dont trust people who dont rub the foil on normal kitkats to make the kitkat logo visible and then use their nail to slice the foil down the groove.

Wrong I tells ye.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# kitkats aren't packed like that anymore....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# The multipack ones are (that come in x2 fingers)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ahh!
rightyo then!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# But get this...
I gave a friend a x2 finger kitkat from a multipack, and he just unwrapped it and ate it, didnt even snap the fingers apart....

The horror
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *faints*
Is he EVEN HUMAN?!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I have my doubts
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I am with you on this
Kit Kats must have silver foil on them.
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# Yes. We must tell the people.
and by "tell", I mean "rant incoherently" at them in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ANIMATE!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:13, archived)
# In some bizarre Dixon-logic after reading that I looked up to see if the penguin would comply.
It didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# ha
I just scrolled up to check
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# That sounds like too much effort :(
What are you having for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Tomato and Brown Lentil Soup, with a crusty poppy-seed bloomer.
*tchaw* My MANNERS!
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# nothing but rusty nuts
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Fusk
and djinn.
I have no chips, don't go there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# no lunch for me
I'm waiting for the chimney sweep
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ooh
I was just about to post a DTF but I shall hold it for another day.

I had a tuna and tomato toastie on brown bread.
I am desperate for something sweet but cannot leave the house for hours to go and get it.
Your penguin is ace!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:15, archived)
# do you have to wait for nightfall?
VAMPIRE!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I've had workmen here since Monday
and am getting cabin fever.
I now have a well in my garden! The water is so clean that we all drank from it and didn't die or anything.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:26, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I'm so 'out of the loop'..
I realise DTF still happened.
Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# DTF is a rare occurence these days
so don't apologise.
Besides your penguin is much more entertaining and we all get to talk about food. Never forget food is what it's all about.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Food food food :D
Yum yum yum.
Food is grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Down with DTF
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Duke?
Sic!
*points*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# a tin of haggis broth
when I get round to it

busy busy
busy
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# A slim fast 'meal bar'
chocolate crunch flavour
*hungires*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:16, archived)
# The best gnocchi I've had in years
I'll need to get it again tomorrow
(Kezza, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:18, archived)
# mmmmm, gnocchi ...
*craves*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Only a small, shallow serving of humility
Laced with disappointment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:19, archived)
# he's gonna bring me baked potato!
with bolognese and cheese.

Maybe.

Or he might bring me a shitty "lunch triple" from sainsbury's
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:20, archived)
# me likey that
I've just got a (slightly green) banana for lunch. Damn those few extra Christmas pounds I put on.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I have a baguette
with bierwurst, port salut, some garlic cheese spread and tomatoes. A tunnock's caramel log, 5 hob nobs, a cup of tea, and 2 bags of Salty dog salt flavour crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I am suitably jealoused.
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 12:43, archived)