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# fantastic
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:22, archived)
# anyone care to fill me in on the news
as I'm behind the great firewall of China and can't get any news sites at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:26, archived)
# ...
Plane crash - Heathrow.
Miscarriage - Lily Allen.
New job - collapsibletank
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:27, archived)
# huzzah CT
what?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Gah...
Mental health work. Clinical psychology assessment of 100 kids.

I WANNA DO DRORINS!!!

Still. Cash.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# WOO!
well done, what's it doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# excellent
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# :O)
www.b3ta.com/board/7969059
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# don;t forget to tell billy it was his dad that touched him, not me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# nice one
right, I'm off through the -35 degree wastes to my hotel. Tata, B3tans!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Tata
have fun in the frozen tundra
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I'll try
Mongolia is lovely at this time of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I'm taking your word for it.
But do have fun while you're there.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# OTHER TOP STORIES
China trade to boom, says Brown
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:29, archived)
# 'today's fresh pile of steaming horseshit' , spews from Brown's puckered little faceanus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# The phrase "Brown's puckered little faceanus"
fills me with gleefullnessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# :D I'm glad you enjoyed it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# excellent
hope I meet him at Beijing when I head home in a week so I can slap him a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Plane crashlanded at heathrow after engine failure
Brown visits China :D
Cell that causes childhood leukaemia identified
ESA plan probe to visit Mercury
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# all go then
I'll stay here a bit longer

Thanks for the update!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# mercury to be probed?
yuk!!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:34, archived)
# the transparent toaster has been invented


" The new concept glass toaster, which lets you see your bread as it browns, is from product developer Inventables.

The idea is based on transparent heating glass technology and the idea is that the glass heats up enough to toast the bread.

It means people can keep their eye on their breakfast and eject the slice at the moment it turns the perfect colour.

This would eradicate the need to put the bread back down and run the risk of having to scrape burnt toast.

However, a traditional timer dial is still incorporated into the design, for people who are too busy to keep an eye on their bread.

A downside to the current design is that it only fits one piece of bread at a time."

- ananova
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:30, archived)
# *COVET*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:31, archived)
# <_< looks like a render
of an iToast
(Kezza, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:32, archived)
# That'll be pretty messy after one use
when the kids decide to put their bread in already buttered.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# I love this
as I love the world
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# In other news
People are still starving.

But I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:33, archived)
# They should make a wind-up version for developing countries
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Yeah.
One that points and says "Haha!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Toast, one slice at a time
For light eaters or those who hate warm toast.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# the future is here!
*puts on hover boots*
(Professor Plum did it with the lead pipe in the billiard room on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:36, archived)
# If they can do that,
they can make glass hair straighteners that allow you to see your hair straightening.

Just thought I'd point that out. Hope it helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:37, archived)
# glass george foreman grill.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:39, archived)
# you can't beat a classic dualit
they are the fucking bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:38, archived)
# *uses the oven grill, mostly*
as I have cut-your-own-bread, and I like BIG TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:41, archived)
# YES!
My Toatser
(Professor Yaffle now with added sodium, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:53, archived)
# It looks pretty cool
but trying to convince me I should buy one in case I'm too fucking stupid to just leave my toaster on the setting which I already know works, just puts me off. Bloody marketing men.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:43, archived)
# My toaster (that I barely use for the aforementioned reason)
does as it bloody well pleases, sod the setting. Sometimes 2 is 4, sometimes it's 1.5, sometimes the defrost setting will give you just about 3.....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:46, archived)
# There's a fairly major sticking point mentioned on the actual Inventables website.
I'll give you a clue, it starts with "Although the glass does not currently get hot enough to..."
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I use the grill to toast my bread.
It came free with the oven and it doesn't look like a load of fucking STUPID THINGS!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 14:14, archived)