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# you've got scarlet on you...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I like that :)
I was sat next to her when I went to see Brian Wilson at the Adelphi last year. I was chatting to her and she was awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:38, archived)
# yowser
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# It was awesome.
But she is really not very tall in real life....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:41, archived)
# even better!
I am a bit of a shortarse myself.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# How short though?
I'm 5 foot 7 and she mustve been a good few inches shorter than me....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I'm 5ft 8
she sounds pretty perfect
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)
# You lanky Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:54, archived)
# At 5'10" I tower, God-like, above you all.
And I thought I was short.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I get a stiff neck....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# I am 6 foot, fear me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# *fears*
YOU BLOCK OUT THE SUN IN YOUR GARGANTUANNESS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# MUAHAHAHAHA
*strides powerfully through the streets, crushing cars*
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I'm 6 foot 1
I will crush you with my extra inch!
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# An extra inch can go a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# An inch in the hand
Is worth 2 in the bush.

So I've heard.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# My inch goes nowhere....
Badum tish....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I'm 6'5"
I feel you're the one that should be doing the fearing...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# I'm 7'!!!
5'9"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:50, archived)
# 7 seems a little young to be browsing an interweb forum...
oh shit I forgot, it's b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Show me a famous tall actor*,
and I'll show you a heavily-Photoshopped Hello! cover shoot.

*Not including the few actually tall ones.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum.....
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# You missed the starred point....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:55, archived)
# I'm putting it down to just rolling in from the pub
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Fuck you and your proving a super, goddam excellent reason to listen to bland indie music
also hello to your old usernameness
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Shit, I just remembered who Brian Wilson was
that sounds like the best night ever
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# hahaha
you fool
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)
# *jealous*
I'd go lesbian for her
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 8:53, archived)
# Not a problem.
She can stay on all day and night.

Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:40, archived)
# She will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:42, archived)
# i've just noticed that
everyone else has little icons next to their name, what does it denote and can i hae one?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:43, archived)
# it means we've donated some cash...
b3ta.com/features/appeal/
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Of course you can.
If you click the icons, it should show you the paypal donation page.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# You have to make a donation.
If you have a Paypal account, tis easy.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# You can have one if you donate to the B3ta server fund
(which apparently Rob spends on drink and whores).
Go to the main page (b3ta.com) and scroll down a bit and you will see the "give us money" bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:45, archived)
# i shall do some donating
soon but i need to set-up my paypal thingy so give me a couple of days and rob can but some more drink
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Mmmm ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Arf!
Talking of "seminal" films, I saw The Godfather for the first time today....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Jesus!
Just 51!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:46, archived)
# You mean 57 young padawan....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:47, archived)
# negative
closer to 52.5



BTW ... optimized!
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:49, archived)
# 51.24 kB (52471 bytes)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:52, archived)
# No, I mean 51.
51kb for something quite large like that, with a relatively good quality
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# "quite large like that, with a relatively good quality"
That's what I tell all the ladies.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# I myself was refering to the varieties
of Heinz products....*


*waits for someone to bring up the "knowledge" that they've garnered from QI
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Something geeky like...
At the time they decided on the 57 slogan, back in 1892, they had over 60 products. It was just that Heinz himself had some preference to the numbers 5 and 7.
(Wize, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Not far off actually....
Now,

COCK OFF AND DONATE! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# He had an overdose of sauce
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:51, archived)
# FUCK YOU! I'm fucking HUNGRY here!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 1:50, archived)
# By the way....
What the fuck is Big Red Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I would assume it's some form of large, reddish sauce...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sun 20 Jan 2008, 2:51, archived)