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# I was going to use Anne Robinson or Thatcher or Anne Widdecombe
but in one small way or another they are marginally admirable.
Not so JSP.



oh, and- members.aol.com/xsgerry/coaw.jpg'
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Hahahahah
She is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:04, archived)
# we're all going to hell
www.tmz.com/tmz_main_video?titleid=1404866331

Stevie Wonder fall's down
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:07, archived)
# it was that damn beartrap they set out for him
damn you, sniggering Klan protesters....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Only if we laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:17, archived)
# shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
He's quite portly nowadadays!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# ive done her
up the arse
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:05, archived)
# was it also crunchy?
I should point out, if she gets wind of this we'll all be rubbished in the Independent on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# hooray for press coverage!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Only one thing worse than being talked about...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Being tied down and hit with hammers
while Robbie Williams sings at you loudly?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Ok, TWO things
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:11, archived)
# it being newbie tuesday everyday?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# She rubbishes everything and everyone
so no biggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# that
and no-one pays any attention to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:10, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:06, archived)
# how is Anne Widdecombe 'marginally admirable'?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:08, archived)
# she is a virgin
and refutes the idea of the use of pornography.

Therefore she is morally stronger than me.

I am weeeeeeeek. (But smile more)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I am daaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I rather better think
that I am 1/7th of you than the other way round....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:18, archived)
# All my prayers were answerd the other day when loose women came on the tele
featuring little miss jocelyn and this fine woman as guests
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Ahahahaha
clicks for you

coffee on lap for me :(
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:14, archived)
# aha!
possibly I've already replied this to you...



slightly early on into my b3ta career, timing needs trimming...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Redex?
EDIT: No, wait, it appears sometimes. Woo.


But, yes, you have replied it to me before. Still hooray :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# since they were bought by someone
carphone warehouse? erm... their hosting has been problematic to say the least...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hahahaha ;)

'ningles chaps and chapettes of the b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:19, archived)
# 'ningles sir
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Hello Steef :-)
So you DO have a place of work, not just an international playboy photo journalist travel writer then...? Saw the pic of the shiny building on your Flickr :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Sadly, yes
but only for two days a week

I'm just internationally playboying around on the other days ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:31, archived)
# * wants that lifestyle *
unless the other days of the week you have to give erotic massage to leprosy victims to pay for your travel and experiences...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Ha!

No, I'm self-employed for the rest of the week, I can do anything I want then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:44, archived)
# self-employed?
I self employ myself when I don't have a girlfriend but I have to subcontract in porn to cover the gap in skills....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I found out that you can self-employ yourself even when you do have a girlfriend

4. profit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# 'ning chap
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Pooooot!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Halibut!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:35, archived)
# RAW motherfucking herring

straight down the throat, with some onions please
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# TJ: im trying to get shading in paint in black and white down but its not going well

is this reckognisable?
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:22, archived)
# is it a map of the Bimini road?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:26, archived)
# wow, yes it is, thank fuck i thought it was too poor to be recognisable
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:28, archived)
# score!
er
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:45, archived)
# It is the eye of Sauron!


yours to keep on this wonderfully embroidered souvenir tea-towel...only £49.99 + Pand P

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:32, archived)
# heehee very good
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Ah! It's a condom!
Isn't it?
*fears*
(batsflewin (is learning(to program (in Lisp))), Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:55, archived)
# yay! indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Genuine lol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 19:43, archived)
# that reminds me...
of one I did ages ago... repost!
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:03, archived)
# well you can't eat the cereal
without a spoon(-erism...)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 4 Feb 2008, 20:16, archived)