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(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Here, have a spang!
No really, I insist.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i dont get it
(cos im fick)
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# .
here
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# they are sweating
because the Ice Mammoth of Woking has threatened them with a thorough beagling if they fail to pay their carpet tax on time

simple really
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Beagling is a good verb
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:34, archived)
# All kinds of this
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I don't know what the verb 'Woking' means...
... but the context seems interesting.

Past tense = wokeled.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# its what Ken Hom does
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ah-ha!
That's how you pronounce it!

Prepares to ask for a return ticket with confidence
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# The Meaning of Liff defines it as
"Standing around in the kitchen wondering what you went in there for"

it's a great book
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# heheh
I've just been having a contretemps with a throckmorton
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I fear for the state of your yates
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Haha, true.
It describes my hometown of Cranleigh as 'an irrational hatred of everyone and everything'.

Sounds about right :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# i shall be
beagling as often as possible from tis day forth.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# *shields eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:43, archived)
# you don't want to see it coming, eh?
don't worry, i am a master of stealth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I can't help but feel that 'coming' shouldn't have been in that sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:52, archived)
# heheheh
*flees, leaving ttssattsr with unpleasant mental images*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ahhhh!
TIME FOR PUB.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
# * watches closely
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:45, archived)
# you won't see me do it
until i've done it
by then, it's far too late...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# *gets cloth*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# is it like bogling?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogling
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:46, archived)
# no
for i do not dance, unless i am on a podium.

and drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Is it like dorking?
maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=dorking&sll=53.593495,-2.217448&sspn=0.048292,0.160675&ie=UTF8&t=h&z=12&om=0

Edit: hadn't realised it was so close to South Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:49, archived)
# o_O
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dorking
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:51, archived)
# 5'3"
Why?

Or just : why?
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:54, archived)
# you've got to draw a line somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:32, archived)
# hahahaha
*prepares spanging room for new guest
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:35, archived)
# :)
*puts on Curve best of*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# crikey
that's taken me back

to...er...1991
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Its funny cos its true
(waxdart hello., Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:37, archived)
# groooannnn
places head in hands....

and walks away from severed appendage whistling
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:39, archived)
# *Bursts into tears*
*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:40, archived)
# have i not seen this before?
its very good though

i'm think fete worse than death
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# pfff
as a pun, that's pretty in tents...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:41, archived)
# heheh
Is that a repost, or am I remembering an old one wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It is, sadly, a repost.
The Pun Fairy had not visited me of late. I must light some incense, then walk slowly around in Syracuse.
(I helped save b3ta! PopePollo defloculating the soup of the surreal, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I'll help.

Ommmmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Oh god
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 7 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)