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# Finally, the truth about where the money from the collection plate goes
(seemikedraw, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Arf!
'would congregation members please note that the bowl at the back of the church marked 'for the sick' is for monetary donations only'
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:23, archived)
# hahaha
"Now...this coin with the hole in the middle...are you taking the piss?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Ahahahaaaaa!
You're a bad man! Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Concrete sandals, see?
I'm off for a ciggy, much as it pains me to tear myself away from all your lovely smiling faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# I shall join you
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Knew you would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Arf!
Brill as always!

Reminds me of the bit in Family Guy with the Rat farm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# haha
"We were a very God fearing family. That's because every Sunday God would come down and beat us all up" - Alexei Sayle
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:25, archived)
# hahaha
excellent as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha!!
excellent!
i wish it really was like that.
the god mafia!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# it is.
think twice before becoming a priest. who do you think provides the body and blood of christ? Spar?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:31, archived)
# once a month:
'i've come for a square inch of skin father'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:33, archived)
# "You already owe me for the last two times"
"Collection has been slow, I...I can't afford to pay..."

"I'm sure your wife can help you pay, heh, we could work out some sort of... arrangement"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:35, archived)
# oh yes!
skin the bitch!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahaha
you're on a slightly more depraved line of thought than I am. I was talking about sex in place of money, you want to skin the poor minister's wife and feed the skin to the congregation. Jesus may be a kingpin gangster, but he isn't entirely unscrupulous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Excellenté
*cleeks*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:27, archived)
# brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hehehe!
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Quality!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Brilliant, me likey!
One small criticism tho, shouldn't he be saying 'I'm just a little short' not 'I'm a just little short'?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 13:44, archived)
# splendid work mate, keep it up!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:48, archived)