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# Is this better?????
(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:03, archived)
# lol
No nice borders

Hooray! But reposting may invite the wrath of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# well, technically he deleted the original thread
so people will complain either way. mr/ms diver, yes, that's better but it is more appropriate to edit the original post. welcome aboard.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Are you people ever happy?
I will try again when everyone has forgotten this
(Muff Diver --the name is ironic--guess why., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Don't worry
Everyone's in a silly mood today because our beds all shook last night.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# We're imaging it.
We don't get earthquakes in this country, that's why the Government is telling us it will be ok to just bury all the waste from the nuclear power stations they want to build.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# of course
if you bury it, you can't see it

and if you can't see it, it isn't there

trebles all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# my bed didn't shake last night...
sadly.

Then again I wasn't in it either. Just stood next to it.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:06, archived)
# there's always something
don't worry about it :)

also, I vote this for Best Image Containing The Word 'Mablethorpe'
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# can today be Mablethorpe Tuesday?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# yes!
it shall be forthwith an institution of seismic admiration and respect
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# i'm happy.
but then i was out for a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# yup. We're a bunch of pedants!
DOn't be put off. It was good for a first try.

EDIT: But ctrl+alt+shift+s lets you save an iage for web so you can get it under 50k.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# 57.76kb
this has to be a new level...

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Ah but did you hear me complaining about it?
I was giving a tip that would minimise negative responce to future postings!

And yes I did notice the irony of your post.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:15, archived)
# 3 posts.
You can't say 'are you ever happy' after 3 posts.

If it helps, I got beaten up when I first got here, and now you can't get me off the bloody site.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# ^this^
there's no shifting her!!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *limpet*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# Do you ever work these days?
I think you must be one of the first people to break the 2k mark on the statsboard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I'm beginning to suspect that the Cap'n is some sort of AI bot
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I do, harder than ever in fact.
This morning I can't do owt till they've sorted my access to a database.

Well I can, but nothing of real importance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# lol, 2k
total g33k3ri
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:23, archived)
# You're at that stage where you drag your PC into the shower with you
i've seen it before :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you were lucky
I got boy-raped, shoved in the boot of a car, car was filled with slurry and scorpions, set on fire , pushed off a cliff into a cesspit, dragged out, nipped repeatedly, whipped with a towel, given paper cuts on my bellend, rolled down a hill of nettles, and shaken roughly by the shoulders.

I'm also still here.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Serves you right.
Probably ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# no!
sometimes,
every other full moon,
yesterday tea time,
the day riverghost got laid.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:09, archived)
# chin up old son.
dont worry too much.
bumming of the noobs is a mandatory here. If we do not conform rob steals our first born.
But only within british nice borders:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:10, archived)
# these people aren't
i was trying to be helpful, these are the things that you'll find annoy people. i don't care myself.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# You should be honoured actually
You've got a shitload more replies than most first posts! :)
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# not to meention the regulars that can spen hours sourcing and shopping to get just one or 2 replies!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:16, archived)
# tell me about it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yeah but the skin has thickened by that time
And you can just shrug, forget it and tell yourself to do better next time.

/denial
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:58, archived)
# I'm always happy
but then I didn't comment in the said thread.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:20, archived)
# golly
you're right!
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# it's a pea?
quick chop 'is knackers off!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Like that
but not post it in a new thread. That's what the edit option in your existing thread is for.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Yes, but....
you see where you've got that Edit button? next time, instead of deleting a thread, just edit the one you've already posted in so people don't lose their conversations... I have a feeling they may be a bit annoyed, so you can borrow my bunker while you learn the ropes.

*dives for bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# you've cropped it, yep, nice one.
but generally speaking you'd have been better off replacing the image in your original thread rather than posting it as a new one.

the reason for this is that the length of the board is a set number of threads so if you take up two with essentially the same joke then someone else's work is pushed off the bottom and into archive land.

Just a tip for the future.

More can be found in the FAQ (link at the top of the page)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# yes, but don't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Why would you tell someone off for trying?
The board can be pretty intimidating if you don't quite understand what's going on, and the FAQ is a bit too old to sum up everything here.

You should encourage people if they want to do the right thing.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I spotted a spelling mistake in the FAQ when I last chanted it
I gasped
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# give it a rest
or at least read my other posts that are fucking helpful to the point of bending over backwards, and then say, "why didn't you say the long list of helpful things for this person" to which I would answer because I am busy and because I thought that my response would actually be read as quite funny to a lot of people on the board who actually understand my sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:17, archived)
# nazi badger lover.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:21, archived)
# The first few posts in a new person's life here are the ones that decide if they'll stay or leave.
If someone wants to be here and doesn't want to just piss people off, it's a good idea to be nice.

It's not a currency, you don't get to be harsh just because you were nice the last time.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:22, archived)
# so why have a go at me and not the Fail post below?
especially when my "don't" doesn't make any sense at all, don't what? trim borders? make things better? it's a comedy response at best. Lets face it, you don't like me or my sense of humour, some people just clash like that, never mind eh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:28, archived)
# I thought it was funny
mind you, I once spent ten minutes laughing at a brick in the middle of the road
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I'll have a go at you because I know you're not going anywhere just because of what I'll say.
Yes, we clash, we've spoken about it before. That doesn't mean established members should harsh out newbies.

If I'm not going to get your hilarious "don't" joke here, I doubt someone who's been here for a week will.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:07, archived)
# thank you
for your willingness to speak up on this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# I prefered
the 1 with borders
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:06, archived)
# that's better
welcome, but pay heed to the rest of the advise your now getting. deleting threads cause's badger culls.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:07, archived)
# lol
u r terist in b3ta borders:P
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I LIKE YOUR PICTURE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Pay heed to the above warnings...
Or you might get one of these:


I actually made this for the other chappy, who seems to have deleted his useless thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)
# THE FUCKER DELETED A THREAD!!ONEONEELEVENTY1!
KILL HIM/HER/WHATEVER!!ONEELEVENTY1!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 10:13, archived)