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# WHY? WHY
DO THEY HAVE SO MANY EYES? IS IT BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL? YES. YES IT IS.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:40, archived)
# my girlfriend has four eyes.
She is angelic and beautiful.

Please do not generalise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# sweeping generalisations
are great. I love 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# all sweeping generalisations ever
are shit.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# see
they are marvelous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# I've told you a milion times not to exagerrate
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# ahhh
Young Ones.....classic
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Have we got a video
?
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# In that case
I'm writing to the lead singer of Echo & The Bunnymen
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Your
nostalgic memory for 80s TV is impressive, but something tells me that joke is way older.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# more than likely
but you'd be surprised to know that I only figured out that joke about a year ago. After watching the video probably over 100 times.
Me fick me is
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:59, archived)
# apart from the one about northeners,
being fantastic lovers. In particular, people from cheshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# but that's enough about farming
HOI!
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# she also has hair
apparently.

so do spiders.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I like the "apparently."
Like you dont believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# dr nick riviera is an anagram of
"i'm a baldie lover".

nearly.
(martian, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:49, archived)
# very true.
very true indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# if he squeezes her
does silk shoot out of her....errm...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# i have four eyes
and i'm not... oh wait
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# beat you.
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:44, archived)
# 8 legs
8 eyes
8 mouths
8 ears
4 bums
4 hearts

they are 4 times as good as people
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:41, archived)
# i can't
believe people are defending the little fuckers. THEY ARE EVIL.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:43, archived)
# they have thier place
I have mine, never the twain shall mix. sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# no way man.
i propose a preemptive strike against them.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I encourage them in my kitchen
there is a monster spider behind the coffee grinder that eats wasps alive.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:50, archived)
# well
if you want the karma!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# you can't deal
out karma. karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos
/homer
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Spiders are crap.
Especially in the UK, they aren't even properly poisonous or bitey.
Now wasps, they're evil.
(tomsk, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)
# did you know daddy long legses are highly poisonous?
they just can't open their mouths wide enough to bite you
heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# fact 1: most
common spiders have enough poison to kill you, but their fangs aren''t strong enough to pierce your skin.



fact 2: i made up fact 1
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:51, archived)
# the type that bit me
is quite venomous

edit: this was in australia, not the uk.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# you got biten
by a black widow? How are you not dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# red back bites
are generally not lethal unless you're a young child or old and frail. or bitten lots and lots of time. there was some talk of amputating my foot at first, which was a bit scary. but now i'm right as rain!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:04, archived)
# two words
FUCK THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:08, archived)
# where did it bite you?
is the poison heavy and that's why they were gunning for your foot?
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:12, archived)
# it bit me on my ankle
extreme pain like you wouldn't believe, vomiting, fever, more pain, lots of crying, for a few days leading up to christmas 2001.

/is off to do some work...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:14, archived)
# fact 3
he's not lying.

The Common house spider does have one of the most powerful neurotoxins known to man, but only ickle tiny teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:55, archived)
# yes
I was chased by a hornet once, scary fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:52, archived)
# I think the word you were after
was 'herded' by a hornet
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:54, archived)
# Afternoon all
Now that I agree with. Wasps are very nasty. But they also have their place, and they like getting pissed on rotting pears and apples, so they can't be all bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:53, archived)
# Wasps ate my shed door over several months
troo
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# You can't
complain about that though.
Shirley, you had time to do something about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 16:19, archived)
# YEah
Wasps need wiping out

KILL 'EM, KILL 'EM ALL - I CARE NOT OF ENVIRONMENTAL OR NATURAL CONSEQUENCES - I JUST WANT THEM ALL DEAD
(Mattyboy, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'll never sleep again after reading that
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 15:47, archived)