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# Good nings :)

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:08, archived)
# A weekend well spent, there.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Sorry just for any weekend peeps.


london bash
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I'll have to wait till I get my exam timetable.
I also have to move to Sheffield and start my MSc project 2 days later.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Well if you can't
We'll just make a life sized cut out of you.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:50, archived)
# If it can hold a pint of beer,
it'll be a good stand in.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:52, archived)
# But I heard you couldn't hold your beer:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Best to do it before the project, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I have exams in Leeds possibly right up till the end of May,
then I start my project in Sheffield on the 2nd of June. Hopefully, I'll have time to move.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I've been told if we can get fourty peeps
Then we can get the huge function room for free.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# haha cool
it will be weird to put faces to the pictures, count me in pls!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I GET TO MEET YOU!
YOU GET TO MEET ME!

WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:59, archived)
#
FUCKING WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# CAPS!!1
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Yays.
Let me know if you need a bed for the night.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:01, archived)
# earls court???!!!!1111
fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Well the advantage is.
1) We can set up my hostel as B3ta HQ for the day.
2) I have BBQ area.
3) It looks like we've got the function room for free at the pub.
4) Profit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:04, archived)
# jesus that is far to organised for me
mind you i'm always pissed and asleep by 7
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:06, archived)
# That's OK
We'll just put your watch back five hours:D

EDIT: The other advantage is those staying at my place haev a 30 decond stumble to their beds:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:07, archived)
# may I take this opportunity to confirm my place as one of these fumbly stumblers?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:09, archived)
# You're already up ther on the calendar stumble page:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:11, archived)
# WINRAR!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)
# All the rooms I've closed off for the bash
Are at the back so no traffiky sounds:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I'LL BE THERE!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:14, archived)
# And we only need about 12 more
For the free function room:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Are lurkers welcome at this kind of thing?
Cripes!
(Big Spoon Baby Balloon hides in corners, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:40, archived)
# hahaha!
go, my precious! scare the small ones!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Nicely executed
Look closely at the start of the video, is it me or is that little girl saying 'piss fridge'?

Probably just me.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:12, archived)
# pfff!
or 'pissage' maybe?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I don't know
I'm no lip-reading expert but I'm convinced there's an 'f' in there somewhere...
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Seconded
:P
(I helped save b3ta! King of Beasts Your Farther's Brother's Gerbil's Former Room Mate, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent.

Is that your munchkin? Dead cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:14, archived)
# heh, nope, don't know who she belongs to
at least, I think it's a her, could be a him... hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I keep thinking a little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# even though he/she has obvious fear
it is expressed in such a beautiful way, you can't help but smile!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Manwife's dad once waited till he was asleep
when he was little, then put on a full head angry gorilla mask and woke him up to sing the coco pops jingle from an inch away from his face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
I would like to meet that man and shake his hand :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Mentalist, he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# my brothers waited till i was asleep and wrote 666 on my head
it was the night we watched the omen i was only 8, the next day they showed me the 666, i didn't sleep for months
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Bastards!
My dad just used to turn his eyelids inside out and chase me around screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:27, archived)
# the joys of having brothers 7 and 9 years older
some of the video nasties i saw at 8 were horrific
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# My older half bro lives in a different country
so he wasn't involved in my childhood, and I haven't got any other siblings.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# It's good to see it had no effect on your adult personality.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# A friend once told me a story about his dad
Who apparantly after just getting married, went on a honeymoon holiday to Cornwall also with his 2 year old stepdaughter.
They were at the Lizard or some cliff when the dad noticed there was a lower ledge below the cliff face.

So he decided to fake falling off the cliff and just land down there. Apparantly his wife didn't stop crying for hours.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Dads are shits. I wish I had the possibility of being one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Harsh but thoroughly awesome
What a way to start a marriage.
(T.A.F.K.A. doctorsax http://www.badphorm.co.uk, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# [hahah,
excellent work ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Hahaha.
Opps I think I pissed off a guest. She was saying, 'Yesterday I went to the Diana memorial, it took ages to find!'
I think my reply, 'A bit like a fair portion of Diana on that fatal night then' pissed her off somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
Some people have no sense of humour
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# What nationality is said guest?
Is she Aussie?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Yank:P
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Ah- well then she really doesn't have room to talk.
If she criticises anything, just shout GUANTANAMO GUANTANAMO GUANTANAMO until she fucks off.

Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I think if your average seppo thinks that is you say that three times
Michael Keaton appears:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
The fuck's a seppo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Seppo - Spetic Tank - Yank.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Maybe it's because I'm (not) a Lahndahnaaaaaaah
;-)

Also: I love meets, this is going to be ace, please don't let me get as drunk as last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# nope, I was none the wiser.
I think Riverghost just has his own language.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Yeah this one could be a stunner!:)
Well I think a nice big BBQ will be good blotting paper for later on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Some people have no sense of humour.
Last night somebody got pissy about my MSN name being 'there's nowt to do in Bridgend, so all the kids just hang around'.

'OMG, PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULD DIE, THAT'S SO SICK' etc. etc...
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I remember when people used to ask people to put flower smilies in their screennames because someone had died or something.

Fuck off, I don't think the power of flowers-artifice is exactly going to resurrect them from the grave or give their family any kind of condolences.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Another reaction to
2girls1cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I think that would be classed as bad parenting.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:20, archived)
# I know
filming it to embarrass her in later life is not good form.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:21, archived)
# no amount of watching that
could ever de-sensitise me to it
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I've seen worse.
It was called Scrambled Cum. I can link to screen shots, but the video is obviously worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:32, archived)
# I wanna see the video now
SHOW SHOW SHOW ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:39, archived)
# ok, ok
NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:43, archived)
# that's...
not that bad :\

oh fuck, I've become desensitised :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I guess you have to see the girl
wretching as she is being fed the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:23, archived)
# not sure what it's from
but my guess is a screamer or something, those always scare the crap out of me with similar results
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:23, archived)
# I remember it did the rounds a few years back
It's a little girl who's watching that video that did the rounds on the net, you have to stare at a picture and after about 20 seconds something scarey jumps out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Terrified children = always funny.

Ning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :D
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That really is rather wonderful
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:36, archived)
# pffft KILL IT
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:53, archived)
# haha brilliant!
i love this!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 2 Mar 2008, 14:31, archived)
# this is quality!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:29, archived)
# This wins everything!
woos galore
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 13:13, archived)