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# okay already
hi everyone! my names themong.. and I smoke a bong.. this is my hello song.. is that so wrong..
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Uh-oh
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# I CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW PEOPLE CAN BE SO STUPID
HELP ME ITSHATORAHBITCH

HELP ME UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN BE THIS RETARDED

PLEASE

THEMONG IS SOOOOO RETARDED
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# SOOOOOOO
RETARDED.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# i will unleash the beast to feast!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# thank you ^_^
that's awesome by the way. I luff it.

I r gives it munstar cuddils.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# this is the internet!
and on the internet we say...

RETARTED

:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Why silly me!
*notes location of internets to avoid accidental stumbling into in future*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I'm sure you "could care less"
ho ho ho

*dies inside*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# *cuddles muchly*
you know I love you. With ALL my heart.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# haha
yay for cardiology and it's many juices :D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Almost as annoying as people who use double negatives as single negatives
or the people who seem to completely circumvent verbs or any basic construction of English.

"You shouldn't of totally not"

Verbs anyone?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
# that'll be THE ABBREVIATED FORM OF HAVE they'll be looking for and replacing with a full-form possessive
the cunt-filled cunts. CUNTS.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:09, archived)
# *linguistic geek joke*
"Is that what you call lifting/drawing/dancing/(insert phrase) where you come from?"

"No. That is what we call a demonstrative pronoun."
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:12, archived)
# "I could care less" really makes me want to physically harm them
a lot

let's verb!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# ?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Ear
Cataracts?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Ear
Cataracts?!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# ..
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# are people handing him tampons to sign?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# While he is on the phone?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Helloregulartryingtobeanoob
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:49, archived)
# The ninja edit from "hello" to
"hi" was the giveaway, wasn't it.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# hehe, I didn't notice that
a true noob wouldn't have mastered the 'edit' button so quickly ;)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Yep!
Heh hee...
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I tried that once.
It took seconds to find me out!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Hello themong.
Please make a picture if you want to start a new thread on this board.
If you can't or won't, please try the talk board. They love a good chat.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Yes we really love n00bs like this.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Well, he wants to talk.
Your board is for talking. Perfect.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# The board is for talking INTELLIGENTLY.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# when did that start?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Did you get the memo?
I didn't...


/did anyone?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# for talking shit
:)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# thanks
Okay.
It’s not really a Porsche is it? Why wouldn’t you just use it here then, liar. Never trust those signs in cars me.. I aint no fool.. I saw one of those’ baby on board' things the other day, just insults my intelligence… rammed right into her I did… teach her innit. Anyhow *goes to talk board and is impressed with set up*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:58, archived)
# You're right.
I'm a liar.
A fucking liar.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:02, archived)
# BUT YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!
*sobs*
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Maybe I did, once.
Before...the incident.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:05, archived)
# and i wont be here for long.
ning all
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# Piss off Ginger Joe
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# hahaha
FUCK, PEACE.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:10, archived)
# no, provided you have a picture to go with it
you do not
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# LOL
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:51, archived)
# hello!
how are you?

i accidentally typed this in the wrong place so everything may be confusing
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:52, archived)
# i thought you were saying hello to me
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# sorry about that
i didn't mean to up your hopes
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# INCORRECT
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# MUNG MUNG MUNG MUNG MUNG
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:53, archived)
# quick! run before the police get here!
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:54, archived)
# brrrrrm! faster! they're catching up!

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:57, archived)
# they'll never take him alive!
:D
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I take a b3ta break and when I come back I see this.
How very dare you sir. You're the worst welcome home society ever.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 18:56, archived)
# hey themong (well done on a cool name by the way -_-)
i think you should leave and never come back.


ever.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:00, archived)
# YOU
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:06, archived)
# You are what we call in the profession, a cock
In other news. We are now a full house for the bash:)



bashyhereyherey
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:07, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:13, archived)
# any chance of putting up details of NEARBY 'decent' hotels and suchlike for those that won't be a guest in your hostel?
and also decent travel directions as well. *IF* I do come, I'll be needing to navigate from Liverpool Street Station (I'll be training it down to the smoke)
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Or you could just MSN me and ask me exactly what you want.
I've just done a shuffle around if you want it and have a nicest twin for you if you want. It's only avialable to you though.
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Yes it is, isn't it?
(, Fri 7 Mar 2008, 20:28, archived)