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# wake me at hull

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(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:35, archived)
# *wakes*
best one yet IMO! ;)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:36, archived)
# just noticed you've entered the realm of the senior b3tans
welcome aboard, we'll show those pesky youngn's .
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# haha. That's the best thing all day. *clicks*
my mates daughter is on the telly.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha. you bugger.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:37, archived)
# HI
you never responded damn you
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# SORRY I WAS PROBABLY STALKING PIGEON NIPPLES
i'm a horrible human being.

have you been to the pub then?
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# nah
chinese and supermarket for more beers

finishing this tinny then on my way off
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# aww. you better come back and talk to me later.
or i'll cry.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:46, archived)
# erm, i'll try
does depend on how well i do, although i'd lay money on myself being here at 3/4am (nod)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:47, archived)
# oo you're out on the pull. again.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:54, archived)
# I am a whore :(
doing it again tomorrow with a whole nother person.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# start charging them
put the moeny towards life insurance incase you get a nasty disease.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# HA HA
that's not a bad plan.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:58, archived)
# well the amount of woman you seem to be shagging, the chances must be pretty high you'll get caught out
NOW TAKING BETS
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# if i promise to pass it onto you
will you split the winnings
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:08, archived)
# ok.
cos then i'll get to go the clap clinic ad i'll finally get some fucking action down there.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:09, archived)
# then we have a deal m'lady
*walks backwards bowing as befits dames*
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
:)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Haha
*Clicks hard*
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# it's better than mine
but i didn't really try :(

*clicks*
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Perfect.
Hidonsek! Ace!
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Hahaha!!
I think I was going to buy the ÅTÅRKAV version :D
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:39, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear.
I hear the wails of the damned move a little closer every day I spend here :)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# *clicks*
*clicks again*
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It all reminds me of this
www.makememinimal.com/2008/instrucciones-para-cuidar-un-bebe/

(3rd picture from the bottom in particular-about half way down)
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:41, archived)
# these are splendid
i also saw this whilst searching for beds
www.piercemattie.com/blogs/badbeddesign_homeliving.jpg
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Hahaha
the boogeyman does indeed live under the bed
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahah
*click*
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:42, archived)
# It's almost done now.
But I don't like it :(
Your skin is too soft to have any defining coloured edges. I've been guessing and mainly getting it wrong :P
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:51, archived)
# your skin is too soft.....
and a dozen red roses are in the post.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:53, archived)
# "I LIKE MY GIRLS WITH LEATHERY FACES!"
"Get out onto the high seas and don't return till i can strike a match on your chin!"
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:57, archived)
# hahahaha!
and hands like oak bark, my kinda woman.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:59, archived)
# THOSE BE WOMEN'S LEGS
I'll wager those legs have never been sliced clean off by a falling sail and swept into the sea before your very eyes.
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:05, archived)
# That's okay. I finished yours a few minutes ago.
I'll post it soon. I don't really like how it came out, but I guess it's okay. ;p
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:56, archived)
# pfft
*buys*
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:43, archived)
# splendid!~
(, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Brilliant
I knew there was some odd going on, I 've been saying all week they wanted a share of Maddie money.
(, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 9:21, archived)
# HIDONSEK !
Click
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 12:55, archived)
# bädd
is old swedish for bed.

most people say säng, but well done on translating that.
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:21, archived)
# pffffffft
if you don't have enough space for one of those, how about a "Lolita Midsleeper Combi" bed!
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/02/01/woolworths_bed_outrage/
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 16:25, archived)
# genuine belter that, great work
(, Mon 17 Mar 2008, 19:30, archived)