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# Anyone watching tonight?

Site
(I helped save b3ta! FB Boleg, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
# nope
alan sugar makes me want to kick my telly.
and i like my telly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:10, archived)
# I can't watch him either
But mainly because there's something disturbingly attractive about that man, and I refuse to allow myself to lust after him!
(.underwhelmed, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# You're fried
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# You're fired.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
# you flied
(chinese version)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)
# you're fried...
(american version)
(I helped save b3ta! FB Boleg, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:21, archived)
# you flid
Disabled version
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# you're rifled
gunsmith version
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# You're fir3d...
(B3tan version)
(I helped save b3ta! FB Boleg, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
# you're roflled
b3ta version
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# you're fooled
Real version
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# ' e
/runs away
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Grammar Nazi
(Quickly edits earlier posts to make you look like a bummer)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# if I was a Grammar Nazi I wouldn't make so many glaring errors myself.
and would have stayed and shot a jew instead of running away.

I'm more of a Grammar Guerilla Freedom Fighter who dances a hot, sexy tango at night under the sweltering jungle moon.#

edit:
*looks like a bummer*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you mean you're a pain in the arse?
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:35, archived)
# that is just one aspect of my personality.
but yes, quite a prominent aspect.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:36, archived)
# oh, iyou're lovely really!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:38, archived)
# *does happy dance*
you're quite nice too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you're fi......[error]
beta version without the bugs worked out
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:31, archived)
# ^This
Never seen an episode, probably never will
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:16, archived)
# ^that^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# seen it once...
I really don't understand the attraction
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# There's just so much better stuff on
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# like?
Sponge brain spare pants?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Most ad breaks....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Aktwally
I'd rather watch the repeats on the paint drying channel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:13, archived)
# They're having a gloss special tonight.
Undercoats and everything. Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Not Dulux Magnolia?!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Ohhh yes.
And not the censored version with no drips.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *sets video*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:23, archived)
# *fetches hand cream*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Feltching hand cream?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# waits for Mrs Trellis' drips
watches
watches
watches
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# your username worked into that list well
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Grins
Kleenex anyone?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:32, archived)
# please, yes
I have been frantically wanking and now have semen on myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Ningles, all. Havva likkle bitta re-werkin':
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:19, archived)
# Nice lego men!
I need to ask you a question though... did you ever progress onto Technic?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:14, archived)
# No.
Because it has people like this in it....

Edit: How rude of me Woo too your Sir Alan Lego
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:15, archived)
# That's some serious blue steel right there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:17, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Someone pointed out, the HUGE
Number of "Power-poses" going on in this picture.

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:20, archived)
# He's got buckets of money









and a cheap suite
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:25, archived)
# has the girl next to him got her legs far enough apart?
I mean, you wouldn't want Sir Alan to get sucked in, he's only little.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:22, archived)
# I think her tie is caught in her mimsie
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:29, archived)
# and the one behind her
Clearly needs a wee
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# of all of them
she doesn't look that bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# someone posted that guys website on links
www.delacy-brown.com/biography.html
(The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:49, archived)
# nope
alan sugar makes me want to kick aphex
and we've never even met.

morning.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Nope, despite being a b3tan and therefore apparently opposed to all sports
I'm going to a minor football game in north London.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# i thought you were banned from all junior schools in the greater london area
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I bet you're only going for the half time pie . . .
and to try and rape the goalkeeper C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *tries to remember the name of either teams goalkeeper*
*fails*

But I'm sure they're both big strapping lads who're ripe for a surprise halftime buggery!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Sir Alan doesn't bother me
I don't know him, he's just the bloke offering the job. His "abrasive style" could easily be massively blown out of proportion by editing.

But I find it hard to believe that anyone could edit the show well enough to make EVERY SINGLE CONTESTANT appear to be a strutting, preening, jargon-gabbling half-wit.
And they seem to be.

so I don't watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# The b/f likes to watch it
But mercifully, Reaper is on at the same time and he likes that more.

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 9:27, archived)
# Nope, though I would if I were in Britain
to see the freshest disgusting collection of fame-hungry cliches trotted out by the BBC. It does give me an excuse to repost one of my earliest B3ta posts:



(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Apr 2008, 10:46, archived)