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(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# um...
you seem to have failed at B3ta. Delete this now. Before anyone sees. GO.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# DID YOU GET MY TEXT
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# MY PHONES AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE
I'll be picking it up tomorrow hopefully.
What did it say? :S
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# no no no
go back and try again
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# and 5 minutes later you post the exact same image?
this is a call for NAZIs please

I demand NAZIS!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I am in the mood to rip somebody to shreds
Will I do?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# \o/
shred away! country style!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *Grabs tfi04923333½*
*rips to shreds with teeth*
*grabs hounds and chases foxes and kills them country style*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# sexah death!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# cor
is that a threat or a promise ;)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I don't know
but I'm wanking like a chimp either way.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahahha
fwapping like a primate :D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# To the rest of the world it's a threat
but you would see it as a promise ;)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# mwahahahaa
you know you love it!! :D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# Nah
I know YOU do ;)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# its that
obvious huh - quickly rearranges self :D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# oh dear . . .


(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# The nice lady who promised me my passport
is off today.
Things are falling to pieces.
Also I turnd my back for an hour and the tilers have tiled ALL 3 bathrooms! I have nowhere to do tinkles. They should have left 1 bathroom free for me to use.
They are currently removing the tiles they laid and have left a concrete mess on the floor.
I NEED THE LOO.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# you silly!
you have a swimming pool!

EDIT: will this cheer you up?


(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# hahaha
thats ace!! :D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Hahaha that cheered me up
I hope it lasts :/
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# I hope so too!


(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# use the kitchen sink
unless its not for a wee :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Well you can hardly blame her for being "off"
people who can promise you passports tend to have to take the odd day off or two, y'know, booking a last-minute flight to bolivia, or hiding in a hollowed out partition wall.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# All she had to do was update the system when I spoke to her yesterday
My passport is ready but they are adamant it is going to be posted to me and not picked up by my brother as arranged with her yesterday.

This is not the first time it's happened. My passport was stuck for 2 weeks due to ONE person being on holiday in the middle of dealing with my application.

Amazing when the entire process is supposed to take 2 weeks and it's 7 weeks down the line.
/pissed off blog
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# posted???
they used to courier them out, i remember the saturday when a shabbily dressed bloke pulled up outside our house in a sierra and handed my dad a package
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:15, archived)
# May I join in?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# you can edit a post to compo it... reposts this quick are mmm bad.. ;-)
..run for cover ;-)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# And in a new thread as well!
*rips tfi049113's cock off and shoves it in his mouth*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# tfi049113 profile?
a member for 2 years, 4 months and 22 days
has posted 2 messages on the main board ?

That is some mightly lurking...
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# I think it's just completely ignoring the fact that B3ta exists
nobody could lurk for that long and be so mentally retarded as to fail to notice the edit button.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# there's an edit button?
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Yes there is...
It's the one between lol & Fail
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Sadly
They clearly haven't learned any skillzorz in that time.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# i suppose if it took you two years before you make your first image..
... you want to give it a good outing. ;-)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I have a wierd feeling of deja vu... I think we are under attack again
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# didnt you jsut say that??
:D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# didnt you jsut say that??
:D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hang on
didnt you just say that
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *panics*
*froths*
*falls over*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:03, archived)
# HAHA!
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(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# *spluffs all over the place*
YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Yes!!!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Oh Dear...

It's Groundhog Day all over again

_/*\_
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Cor
That's a great bunker and no mistake.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Delete, go back to the FAQ, and start again.
You fecking muppet.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:57, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID IMBECILE
LEARN TO FUCKING DO THINGS PROPERLY

ARRGHHHHH DIE DIE DIE

nazi edit: IF YOU WERE ZIE JUDEN I WOULD BE FUCKING GASSING YOU RIGHT NOW IN ZE CHAMBERS

How's that, Discomeats?

I see what you've done here, you didn't compo it the first time, so you've posted it again in the compo. This is why you are a retard. You can click on a button that says 'edit' underneath the first time you posted it, then you can SUBMIT IT TO THE COMPO! HOORAY!

So delete this thread and edit your first post. Kay? Kay.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# haha
but I was expecting ze ger-mans accent
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# done and done :)
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:00, archived)
# yay!
full on nazi tiem!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# \o/
Nazis! WOO!
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah! How dare you post twice instead of using the edit function.
*glares*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# HAHAHA
fuck.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:05, archived)
# *bares teeth*
*bites*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:58, archived)
# *sigh*

(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# groundhog day
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I got you babe
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:04, archived)
# mnarr mnarr
mnarr mnarr have my comments you cunt, because I don't want to comment on a picture that hasn't been posted twice and isn't complete shite.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:01, archived)
# AAARGH DOUBLE NEGATIVE
*explodes*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:06, archived)
# TRIPLE!
*partays*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:10, archived)
# christ you're right
I was so bamboozled (great word) by the first two that the third passed me by completely

*stands in the kitchen looking awkward*
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:13, archived)
# nazis
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
# AAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:09, archived)
#
Shameless pearoast
(, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 13:32, archived)